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noctumsolis

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

appendingfic

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

kragehund-deactivated20200518

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

vworpstageleft

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

medusabraids

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

motherhenna

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byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

ladyshinga

(source)

paininmyheart-imalive

THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂

megapope-deactivated20220531

this must be what people in china and new zealand feel like looking at american news. solved the problem here but totally helpless to stop it elsewhere

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compilation of kind and caring animals

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puffins-and-bears

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

someone add gentle coyote to this

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

i found him

audientvoid13

“Overthinker” – Nicolae Scarlat, 2020

gustavowasright-deactivated2022

dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

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starshadowx2

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

hauntedcephalopod

trasemc

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

chaotic-best

God I wish Vincent van Gogh was alive to see this

pagesofpaigess

That sentiment is so sweet and pure.

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that-twink-over-there

my second worst hookup ever was when this guy said he was kinda kinky and I was like 'oh okay handcuffs' but he pulled out a fuckin ChickFilA cow costume and asked me spank him, all the time Im thinkin 'this clown wants to get spanked by a cow' but I was the real clown when I didn't even get any dick after MilkMan nutted on the carpet when he asked me to moo.. Anyway im lactose intolerant now

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru

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wern

man this is weird but imagine being an ancient doctor who believes in humours etc and surgery doesn't exist but you perform one of the first legit autopsies to learn about anatomy and you're like.. wtf there's like objects in here and shit

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