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Masterlist
This is everything that I have written and posted so far. Before I made this blog, I posted everything I wrote on my personal blog @philthepegacorn so some of the links will take you there because Iâm too lazy to repost them

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Yosemite National Park, California, USA by Jake Guzman
thinking about virgin!shotoâŚ
virgin!shoto that whines when kissing you, grabbing your face with teary eyes when youâre on top of him, mumbling out that he needs more.
virgin!shoto that watches your every move when your hands go to unbutton his white dress shirt, discarding it onto the floor. his hands moving to your hips and slightly moving the bottom of your shirt up.
virgin!shoto that goans and makes a makeshift ponytail with his hands when you leave kisses along the underside of his cock. his thighs trembling and begs leaving his pretty lips.
virgin!shoto that stops breathing when you moan against his cock, the vibration ringing through him, making him throw his head back.
virgin!shoto who lets out a choked moan when you deepthroat his cock, panting and screwing his eyes shut as you move your head up and down on him, gagging and drool rolling down your chin.
virgin!shoto who has tears streaming down his face and cries leaving his lips as he cums down your throat. biting his lip as hard as he can as he tries to stay quiet. his hands covering his face as he gasps.
virgin!shoto who swears he could cum again just seeing your swollen lips covered in his semen, eyes teary, and lips twisting into a smile at his fucked out face.
okay okay but that prompt âgive me something to dream aboutâ with steamy/fluff nikolai? yes please
A/n: hear you go anon! Hope you love it. Nikolai is SOO easy to write for!! âĽď¸
Nikolai Lantsov x Fem!Reader
Word count: 1622 | Warnings: steam, angst
You watched Alina Starkovâs long, dark hair swish from side to side as she stormed off from Nikolaiâs side with an indignant huff. Stupid girl, you thought to yourself as you watched her stomp out of his private map room. You ducked out of the dimly lit doorway that the palace servants used as the girl everyone called a Saint spluttered past you without a backwards glance. She was small in person: short and slender with a youthful face. Pretty, but not beautiful. She had grit, you couldnât deny her that. Maybe in a different world, and if she hadnât just been proposed to by the love of your life, you would have been friends.
The door to Nikolaiâs map room closed loudly. Not quite a slam, but Alina used just enough force to convey her displeasure. Plunged into quiet, you peeped around the corner at your prince. He was standing opposite the table, leaning on it with his hands splayed along its surface and his head hanging in defeat. For a brief moment, you wondered if he wanted to see you tonight.
âShowâs over, Tiger. You can come out now.â
You shot Nikolai a pouty glare as you came out from your hiding place. You knew heâd known you were there, although you felt sheepish to be caught.
âCome here.â He gestured for you. You could hear the exhaustion in his voice, but also a note of eagerness. He needed you. His usually pristine military jacket was unbuttoned, and in the soft candlelight you could see a sliver of his chest peaking out above the neckline of his white linen undershirt. He raked a hand through his hair, knocking loose a few pieces that fell haphazardly over his brow. You swallowed, suddenly your mind buzzing at the sight of him. If Alina Starkov was a Saint, then Nikolai Lantsov was a goddamn angel.
âHowâd it go, Pirate Prince?â You shot Nikolai a flirty smile, winking at him and using the nickname you knew he hated. You tried to keep your tone light to hide the fact that your chest felt like it was a fraction of an inch from caving on itself.
He grimaced at you, stepping around the large table with war maps and heavy tomes of Ravkan history sprawled across its surface. With strong, sure arms he swept you up into a rib crushing embrace, spinning you around and burying his head in your hair.
âSwimmingly,â he replied gruffly. âShe almost smacked me.â
You laughed in spite of yourself. Youâd not-so-secretly been hoping that Nikolai wouldnât follow through on his plan to propose marriage to Alina Starkov. No matter how many times he promised you that the proposal was just a calculated political move, youâd never be anything but bitter. You knew Nikolai too well to seriously convince yourself that he would balk at the last moment, especially when the fate of his country lay in jeopardy, even if his heart did lie with you. But that hadnât kept you from dreaming, hoping against hope.
He must have caught the flicker of sorrow in your eyes. He released you from his arms, hooking a thumb under your chin and gently lifting your face until he held your gaze.
âYou know this isnât what I want, Tiger.â His voice was low, smooth as silk, and devastatingly sincere.
You bit your lip, unsure of what to say. Youâd promised yourself you wouldnât argue with him, not again. Not over this. Who knew how long you had to be relatively free with your affections for him. Even though the two of you kept your romance private, that was purely a matter of preference. If (when, you forcibly corrected yourself) Nikolai actually married Alina, youâd have to take extra care to avoid being detected. Maybe to the point of going your separate ways indefinitely. You refused to waste what precious little time you had left bickering over an inevitable.
You tried to push that darkness out of your mind, forcing a gentle smile onto your face. Nikolaiâs snow-blue eyes danced at the sight.
âI know, Nikki,â you replied softly. He chuckled, recognizing the pet name you used only when the two of you were alone. You felt his hand press against your lower back, pulling you in closer. You closed your eyes and tipped your head back, eagerly meeting his lips with yours. His mouth was warm and soft, the feel of him so familiar. The kiss was quick - tender with a hint of the playfulness you were both using to glaze over the deeper hurts. But it was delicious all the same. You let yourself enjoy it, twining your hands in the soft hair at the back of his neck and dancing your tongue along his bottom lip. He smiled against you, one hand cupping your cheek and deepening the kiss. You let him, for a moment, before you pulled back. You were teasing him, admittedly, and you could see it in the feral desire burning in his eyes.
âSaints be damned,â he muttered breathlessly, raking his gaze all over you. âYouâre going to drive me mad, woman.â
You laughed, tipping your head back as a shiver ran up your spine at the gravel in his voice. Nikolai tucked his head against your exposed throat, laying down a line of featherlight kisses up under your jawline and towards your ear. When he reached your ear, he paused, nuzzling you gently. You ran your fingernails down from his hairline along the back of his neck and out across his broad shoulders. You felt his muscles release under your touch as he exhaled deeply.
âYou need a warm bath, my Lord,â you informed him, kneading his shoulders to emphasize the tightness there. He groaned appreciatively at the sensation.
âThat sounds nice,â he admitted, pulling back slightly and resting his hands on your hips. âBut only if you join me.â
That mischievous glint in his eyes drove you absolutely wild. You could feel a warm jolt of desire begin to burn in your core. Nikolai sensed it somehow, smirking as if he could feel your lust. Something about the way he was devouring you with his eyes made you pause. You knew that, in a few more moments, youâd be lost to his touch and completely senseless with bliss. He knew it too, and he was hungry for it. You both were. But first, you had something to say.
âI wonât be your mistress, Nikolai. When you marry her. I love you, but I canât do that to myself. To either of us.â
Your words were heavy, but your tone was soft. Almost apologetic.
You felt him momentarily wind down at the seriousness in your voice. The playful smirk melted from his face, leaving behind a somber sadness. He fiddled with the ruffles on your dressâ neckline for a few moments, both of you quiet as he processed your statement. He wasnât surprised. Nikolai knew you better than anyone. Youâd asked him once why it was that he understood you so clearly. We have mirror image souls, heâd said back as if it were the simplest answer in the world. From that moment on, youâd never doubted him.
âI know, Tiger.â His voice was so quiet it was almost a whisper. âI donât think I could bear it if you did.â
You lifted your eyes to him, trying to memorize the way his face looked in the candlelight. He returned your gaze calmly, and you had the sense he was trying to commit the moment to memory just like you were.
After a few moments, you smiled, forcing yourself to loosen the internal grip you had on the heartbreak you knew was coming. Heâs not married now, you reminded yourself. Your fingertips traced up his arms until your hands framed his face.
âNow, letâs get back to that bath.â
He grinned, lifting you from the hips until your legs were wrapped around his waist. He clasped you against him, your hands wrapped around his neck as he carried you out of the private map room and back towards the door that connected to his sleeping quarters. He turned around briefly to close the door behind him, shutting out the worries of the future in the process.
He let you slide out of his grasp when he entered the bathroom. Even through your house slippers, the tile floor was cool underfoot. He leaned down, opening the faucets over the large bathtub. Water came cascading out, splashing into the empty tub as he stoppered the drain. He tested the water temperature with his hands as you began untying the lacings on your bodice.
He turned back to you once the water was to his liking, watching your every movement with a greedy glint in his eyes. Once youâd stripped down to your skin, you stepped over to him and helped him slide his jacket off. It fell to the ground with a metallic ting as the medals adorning the jacketâs chest clinked on the marble floor. You started unlacing his undershirt when he reached up, grabbing your hands in his. He tilted his head slightly downward, pouring into your eyes with his own.
âA request, Tiger,â he drawled. You smirked as you continued to undo his shirt.
âAnything, my Prince.â He laughed at your reply, leaning in even further until he was so close you could feel his lips barely brushing against yours.
âGive me something to dream about.â
You leaned in, meeting his kiss, your body ablaze with the intensity of his words. You wanted to make sure that Nikolai Lantsov, the first and maybe only love of your life, didnât need to ask you twiceâŚ
âthe set-up; kaz brekker.
Ę kaz brekker x reader | grishaverse | 1,8k words. Ę from this request. | three times the crows plan to set you and kaz up + the one time they find out you're married. Ę fluff; the crows are featured (incl. wesper & helnik ship); kaz's touch aversion isn't featured. Ę a/n this has been sitting in the drafts for a bit. ive been suffering down the leon brainrot hole (honestly an excellent one to fall into). kaz calls reader schatje (i have a fic where he does this. i chose schatje because ketterdam is loosely inspired from 1500s-1700s amsterdam!). i wrote this in a goofy way honestly.
one. he smiles.
Wylan fiddles with jars and tubes filled with an assortment of chemicalsâsome of them tend to explode, all of them horrible smelling. He's supposed to be on guard duty and he prefers it over running around guns blazing alongside Jesperâas much as he loves the sharpshooter, gunshots give him a lot of anxiety.
He peers into the room where most of the work is happening.

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chef
rating: mature
content: tattooed!Michael, chef!Michael, anger, snide remarks, a late night visit, tasting, sexual situations, oral sex, dirty talk, multiple positions, longing, spontaneity, bodily fluids, and hooking up with a co-worker.
A/N: this came out of nowhere. thinking about the show âthe bearâ and michael at the same time with @cashtnarryâ created thisâa tense, angsty au that ends in sex. just trying to inspire as much michael thirst as possible. ;-)
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Fast. It was a way to describe the air in the kitchen. Screaming orders, pushing food down the line, chopping, dicing, stirring, sliding. It could make you dizzy from the high in the air, sneaking in your nostrils like a drug derived from braising and spices. You watched the kitchen staff work like a machine from your corner, washed in half of the warm light from the dining room and the fluorescence behind the curtain.
in my defense, your honor, i am sleepy
No Sex Required
Summary: You tell Luke you want a baby.
Word Count: 1.5k
And away, and away we go!
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Childâs Play
Request:Â hey sweets, i originally sent this request to slutforthegubes but she said she wasnât quite back to writing yet and suggested i give this request to you
can i request a Spencer x fem!reader? I feel like itâs way over done but Iâm such a sucker for Jealous!Post-prison Ried x fem!reader smut. Luke and reader are talking and laughing w each other or whoever and Spencer gets jealous and is kinda petty towards reader and reader is all âwtf is your problem dudeâ and Reid just gets all dom on her and smut happens lol (Btw itâs totally cool if you reject this request )
A/N: Thank you for the request, anon and thank you @slutforthegubes for sending them my way (even tho it was awhile ago my bad im very slow at writing) đ I literally wrote 90% of this today so why canât I do that more??? Iâll never know. Thank you for everyone who voted for this fic during Readerâs Choice! Hope you enjoy and it was worth the wait! (also did i say I would post this at 6? I meant 6:30 ahaha)
Couple: Dom!Spencer Reid/Fem!reader
Category: Smut (NSFW 18+)
Content warning: Penetrative sex, unprotected sex, jealousy, mention of alcohol, hair pulling, swearing, degradation, creampie, rough sex, squirting, clit stimulation, fingering, finger sucking, licking of fluids (cum), mention of oral sex
Word count: 5k
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You placed a mug full of hot coffee on Lukeâs desk which zoned him back into reality. He looked up from his case file to see you looking down at him with a smirk. You eyed the mug to turn his attention to it which he did.
He picked it up to give it a quick sniff. He raised his eyebrows in delight as his mouth touched the rim of the mug to take a hasty sip. He pulled the mug away from his lips to look at you with utter pleasure on his face.
âYou guessed my perfectly formulated coffee to a t,â he said.
âI told you I was just that good at profiling but you decided to doubt my skills,â you said.
He placed down the mug on his desk and leaned back in his chair to admire you for a bit. You giggled as you sat on his desk with pride beaming from your face. You flipped your hair behind your shoulder as you gave him a smug smile.
âI wonât doubt you again, Y/N,â he said.
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48 Hours
(Complete)
â Long time coworkers and patrol partners, you and Denki Kaminari work together like a well-oiled machine. After waking up in his body, the two of you agree to pretend to be each other until things return to normal, but will a wedding throw a wrench in that plan?
Kaminari x Fem!Reader â Pro Hero, Body Swap
Applicable warnings will be labeled at the beginning of chapters.
Coming Soon! Will be updated on Sundays and Wednesdays.
⸠Chapter 1
⸠Chapter 2
⸠Chapter 3
⸠Chapter 4
⸠Chapter 5
⸠Chapter 6
⸠Chapter 7
⸠Chapter 8

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I Spy Love ⢠Takami Keigo
Takami Keigo (Hawks) x Reader â§ 9.9k words
Synopsis â§ Youâve never gotten along with Keigo. He makes it his job to get under your skin, and the competition you have with him at work doesnât help either. But when you get assigned on a mission together, you may find that thereâs more to your fellow agent than just jokes, pranks, and sarcasm.
Tags and Warnings â§ Spy au, action romcom vibes, rivals to lovers, fake marriage, cursing, mentions of alcohol, violence, fluff, happy ending.
Note â§ This is written as part of bnharemâs workplace collab! It was a lot of fun, and I especially enjoyed sprinting with my fellow writers. Check out their amazing works here. A huge thank you to @cellotoninââ @ererokiiââ @meliorist-midoriyaââ for being my wonderful beta readers, I love you three so much!!
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Takami âHawksâ Keigo is one of the worst agents youâve ever had the non-privilege of working with. Heâs at least competent, thank goodness, otherwise heâd be at the complete bottom of your list. But he has a talent for getting under your skin like no other.
And surprise, surprise, thatâs exactly what heâs doing now.
Keigo walks into the room, a manilla folder in his hands. You look up briefly at the movement, and are about to return to your work, when his eyes lock onto yours and a smug smile spreads across his face. You groan, eyes rolling. Looks like you wonât be getting work done anytime soon.
âWhat do you want, Takami?â you ask, frowning as he approaches your desk.
âNothing,â he replies, voice light, âexcept to show you this.â He slaps the folder onto your desk, and leans in toward you, pointing a finger down at the folder. âMission accomplished.â
You raise a brow. âCongrats. Youâve done exactly what youâre paid to do.â
âSure, sure.â He snickers, unaffected by the disinterest in your tone. He walks toward one of the whiteboards mounted on the wall, picking up a bright red marker and uncapping it. âThe best part about completing my mission isâŚâ he pauses to erase a 72 on the board and write in a 73. The marker squeaks as it rubs across the white surface, and you have to hold yourself back from wincing.
âThe best part is, Iâm in the lead. Seventy-three to seventy-two, looks like youâre slacking off this year! And thereâs not much time left, letâs see how you plan on beating me now. Câmon, why donât you save yourself the trouble and admit defeat already, hm?â His golden eyes are bright, trained on you to catch the slightest change in expression.
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48 Hours
â Long time coworkers and patrol partners, you and Denki Kaminari work together like a well-oiled machine. After waking up in his body, the two of you agree to pretend to be each other until things return to normal, but will a wedding throw a wrench in that plan?
Kaminari x Fem!Reader â Pro Hero, Body Swap
Applicable warnings will be labeled at the beginning of chapters.
Coming Soon! Will be updated on Sundays and Wednesdays.
⸠Chapter 1
⸠Chapter 2
⸠Chapter 3
⸠Chapter 4
⸠Chapter 5 (Coming April 25, 3pm PST)
⸠Chapter 6
⸠Chapter 7
⸠Chapter 8
Image of Kaminari from chapter 58, edited by me.
FUN NIGHT | BAKUGOU KATSUKI
pairing: bakugou katsuki x f!reader wc: 3k tw/warnings:Â nsfw (18+), creampie, unprotected sex, alcohol consumption/mentions of alcohol, swearing, semi-public sex, club promoter!bakugou, severely unproofread a/n:Â happy birthday bakugou!! this is for the bakugou bday bash, and iâm so sorry for how late this is!! i had quite a day lol, but i hope you all enjoy đ the idea of getting railed by club promoter!bakugou in a club bathroom is one of my greatest fantasies hehe, also this is heavily inspired by the time i spent studying abroad in london đ
âwait, whereâd you find this guy?â your best friend, mina, asked, trying to peer at your phone screen as you scrolled through someoneâs profile.
âmy friend recommended him to me! apparently heâs like the most popular club promoter here, you get a shit ton of drinks for the good clubs, plus heâs hot,â you said, offering your phone to her.
youâd stalked @/k.bakugou before, when your friend first sent over his profile to you, just to confirm that he didnât seem like a weirdo. but now, deep down you knew that you were just going through his profile to admire his photos.
âdude, yeah, heâs really hot,â she giggled, tapping on a picture. âall his pics are so thirst trappy. look at this one.â
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intentional
summary â âfuck him,â you muttered. âfuck him sideways.â
pairing â avenger!alpha!bucky barnes x omega!reader
warnings â smut, +18, a/b/o dynamics, mutual pining, flirting, kissing, light choking (:d), rough sex, getting together, heat/rut sex, scenting, idiots in love
a/n â blame seb for that ig story picture. it made me do it. but seriously, can he choke me. anyway sfjdsjf hope you like it! leave a comment if you do! thankl youuuu <333 (italic is bucky, bold is reader) enjoy this 5.6k monstrosity.Â
You and Bucky had been flirting for some time, but it was more of a friendly flirting rather than something more. He would call you cute pet names and let you play with his hair on movie nights, and you would let him cuddle or hug you whenever he needed touch. You liked spending time and having a lot of fun with him.
Sometimes you scented each other, too.
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threeâs a company || bakugou + todoroki
Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x Female!Reader x Todoroki Shouto Warnings: Smut (18+), Threesome, Anal, Slight Choking Word Count: 6.8k+ A/N: This is a collab fic for the Bakugou Birthday Bash! Please check out all the other amazing works here! (will link later in case tags get messed up) Iâve been wanting to write this fic for months and months and i finally got around to doing it! Please let me know what you think! đ Also a big thank you to Jo @lady-bakuhoeâ for reading it for me & letting me know if everything flowed well đđ
Your apartmentâs quieter than usual, the only sound coming from the soft voices on the television. Neither you nor your boyfriend minded, two pairs of eyes trained on the screen. Bakugouâs fingers splayed against your bare legs, mindlessly caressing them as they laid over his own.
Although this is one of your favorite shows to watch with the blonde, your mind is rather preoccupied, âIâve been thinkingâŚâ
âUh oh, that canât be good.â Bakugou retorts, nose scrunched up as you launch one of your feet towards his complexion. He captures your ankle in his palm and snickers at the fresh pout on your lips.Â
âShut up, Katsuki!â You huff in frustration, âWhat do you think of Todoroki?â
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Waking up (is) hard // Hawks/Takami Keigo
Anime: Boku No Hero Academia/My Hero Academia
Pairing: Hawks/Takami Keigo x Fem!Reader
Rating: Mature, 18+. It's smut. Minors, do not interact.
Summary: Keigo wakes up way too early and is not able to go back to sleep, because a certain problem arises. He tries to take care of it himself, only to end up needing your help.
Warnings: Smut, Horny Birdman, morning wood, thigh-fucking, consensual somnophilia, breeding kink, cum play, laughing during sex (?).