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slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or and best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff [SMLUFF, can’t choose sorry)// canon compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbend (neither are my thing) // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane (neither)

Here be spoilers!

Happy Quarantine everyone! My state just declared a stay at home order and my company closed on Friday so I’ll be quarantined at home for the next two weeks. Hope this makes just one person smile! Without further ado!

Weekly hampering of theme song... sigh

Aw young Jocasta

Omg this is heartbreaking! They just leave their daughter there they could have taken her with them. Like seriously?

That’s her husband to be? I wasn’t expecting someone so crusty. She clearly doesn’t like him why is she marrying him then? Ugh Jocasta is a strong independent woman who don’t need no man!

Jamie in glasses!!!! 😍😍😍

Oh she’s left handed... interesting

Adso!!! 😍😍😍😍

It’s a plague of locusts! How biblical

Did they build that pretty structure just for the wedding? If they did that’s a total waste

Big Gay Energy is here! Love John Grey so much! Though it was not enough of him at all!

Governor Dickbag is here. Boo go away!!! Wait he’s gonna leave for New York. Yas!

Ok I kinda love his wife. She’s a passive aggressive savage

Oh come on people give Roger a chance. No wonder his self esteem is so low!

I don’t remember this Wylie guy. Can someone remind me? He’s a total fop

Roger had a eureka moment. Also love the soundtrack here

Blah blah blah politics politics blah blah... literally tuned out for this scene

Brianna am I sensing... tone???

Omg Claire just punch this bitch in the face. And now he’s mentioning bonnet, please punch him. Now he’s bringing up frank and the rings. Just punch him!!!

Claire is trying to do secret business with him. Why?

What a beautiful horse 😍

Oh hell no!

Jamie to the rescue! Somebody should have punched him though. The bitch deserves it

Jamie sees right through your lies!

Gah my heart! I hate seeing my babies fight! And taking those rings off. Damn my soul

Haha Roger was right and now he’s got the respect he deserves. Take that you naysayers

Hmm a guest is it you know who?! Yes! Murtagh!!!

Aw he’s jealous! Kinda cute when he’s jealous

Holy crap that scene! Jocasta has always seemed kind of soulless to me but this scene was so brilliant and I truly see the soul within her now. I have a newfound respect for this woman. Brilliantly acted as well! Bravo, Maria! (And Duncan too, I guess)

Omg that scene! 🔥Holy shit! I didn’t realize how horny i was for a scene like this. I didn’t realize how much i needed that scene! My heart rate is still racing good lord! These two! I can’t! And to have all that fluff afterwards! This is the kind of ish that I’m here for!!! (And FYI, totally did not appear she was looking, js)

Overall thoughts

Great episode! Sophie actually had tone in her voice this week and she gets better each episode for me. Really enjoyed seeing more of Jocasta’s past makes me actually care about her more and that scene was heartbreaking. And the Claire and Jamie scenes. No words! I’m a horn dog for those kinds of sex scenes. I’ve been wanting a hot and heavy scene and now I’m satiated. What can I say? I’m trash. I’ll go crawl back in to my hole now

In light of the messed up world we’re currently living in, hope this can bring a smile to some faces. Without further ado, here be spoilers!!!

Ooh modern Claire. Interesting. What does this mean?

Omg I love Marsali and Claire moments! Eureka!

Weekly hampering of the theme song. Still don’t like it. I’m gonna keep saying it until it changes.

Omg i can’t handle all these flashbacks! All the roads lead to Jamie!

Ok i don’t see much chemistry between Richard and Sophie usually but this was actually very sweet

I still love watching Jamie get off a horse like that!

Glasses!!!

So why is governor bitch boy going to pardon the Regulators? Doesn’t that include Murtagh? Then why are they still gonna look for him?

Jamie totally missed on purpose

They named this guy after Tobias Menzies didn’t they! Hope this isn’t the patient she loses. It is isn’t it? Aww that’s sad he reminds me of Jamie. And he obviously does with Claire too

I love watching Claire be a doctor! Like a lot especially with these old time surgeries!

Uh oh roger found the gem!

Omg this scene was so good between these two! Probably the best I’ve ever seen from Sophie. Did anyone else see her clutch her stomach after he left?

Ok as someone who was raised Catholic and have been to many churches: in a church like this even whispers echo like nobody’s business. Especially when there’s not many people in them. The fact that there’s no echo is unrealistic and makes me sad

I love Claire and Roger bonding! So sweet!

Finally Bree told someone about fuck boy being alive! Another good scene between them. Sophie has done decently well in this episode

No, no, no, no, no, no Knox isn’t gonna be Lord John Grey 2.0. No. No. No!!!!

Joe!!!! I love him!

Holy crap this ish got real so fast!!’ How you gonna cover this one up Jamie? Omg I’ve never been so scared for my boo right now. I’m still not sure if he had to do it. Someone help ease my conscience... Now he’s gonna commit arson?! What is happening?!?!?!?

Adso!!!!!! And Jamie and Claire are together again!

When their theme plays my heart beast so fast!

Overall thoughts:

Here be spoilers

I’m going to harp on the new theme song until I’m satisfied with it... which will be never... sorry not sorry

Who’s this Isaiah guy? The first guy who swore an oath to Jamie? Who are you?

Why is Lizzie still calling Bree mistress?

Eww that snake touched baby Jemmy. Get him away!

Ugh once again fathers controlling of their daughters...

No give me back my Claire and Jamie that was much too short of a time!

Diapers were not invented in the 1770’s so jokes on you Claire

Ok they’re back and they’re meeting up with Roger. Should be fun.

Great Roger is singing. I actually enjoy his singing... most of the time

Sounds like Roger needs some captain lessons. Really enjoying seeing Roger and Jamie’s relationship grow and be tested

Wow this guy got himself in some deep crap. Already married, couldn’t keep his dick in his trousers, apparently fell in love with this girl. Sort out your priorities man

So this woman feeding the baby. Where is her baby at?

Omg can these women stop slut shaming this poor girl!

Oh look Roger’s singing... again

Jamie in glasses!!!!

Claire is a published author whether she likes it or not. Wish I could be that lucky

Guns never solve anything. When will men learn that?

Not a good idea to leave the two littles alone there, Bree

Like I’ve been saying this whole time. Knowing Bonnet is alive is gonna tear her apart!

Aw that woman’s baby died. That’s sad.

I live for mama Claire moments!

Loving this Marsali and Brianna bonding, more please! Love the soundtrack here btw.

Should they be talking about this future stuff in this very public area? And omg the soundtrack!

No Claire don’t leave Jamie!!

Good girl Bree burn that bastard

I love how Jamie still is called MacDubh by that guy who’s name i can’t remember

Omg Jamie dancing! My new favorite thing!

Brb just crying from that Claire and Jamie scene. Their theme playing. Those words, that acting! I can’t!!!! Secretly wanted them to raise that baby together, but it wasn’t meant to be.

Suicide is never the answer!!!

Ok so they’re actually in love. They’re so cute it disgusts me lol

Wish I could get pregnant as easy as all these women on this show do

Jamie is such an evil genius when he wants to be!

Nice message at the end there, Claire Bear

Hmm, stones theme is playing at the credits does that mean something???

Overall thoughts: