Nilo

I’m scared of dating a famous person and that their fandom finds my socials and all the shit I usually post which is certainly not the type that a stable and sane person post, but I’m lucky to not being conventionally attractive so I can’t make a famous person fall in love with me.

Dude I was discussing like birthday presents with my siblings because we have this thing of telling each other directly what exactly we want, how much is it and were to find it, with like months of anticipation to make sure it arrives on time, and it was fucking hilarious because I just told them that they could buy me whatever they wanted just while it’s of Duke, Cassandra or Damian, that’s the only condition, and at first they were like ‘Oh that’s actually very easy, like we can get you anything!’ And like two days ago my brother was like umm you know what? No, absolutely not. Because the only things he found of “Damian” were Robin merch of Dick, and the only merch he found of “Cassandra” were Batgirl merch of Barbara. My sister straight up showed me a picture of a figure telling me how it was on discount so if I wanted that specific one of Duke. It was of Jefferson Pierce in his Black Lightning suit. Yes I did told her that I wanted it, IT WAS FUCKING 11 BUCKS DUDE WITH FREE SHIPPING, THE FUCK?, still I explained her that even tho Duke has light powers it doesn’t mean that it has anything to do with the hero name Lightning, she didn’t find anything of Duke tho so she just told me that she was gonna commission something from a local artist that that can make a personalized hoodie or whatever, which honestly? Respect.