((credit me with some intelligence))

…”It begins.”

Background: The Muskrat ordered Twitter’s microservices shut down today to “cut bloatware”. This was apparently one of them.

People downthread are advising that it seems to be only SMS-based 2FA that’s gone right now: email-based 2FA is OK.

If you’re on Twitter and haven’t requested a download of your data? Better take care of that.

Men are more likely to be put off and thus, leave you alone.

Women who are also weird may be inclined to start up conversations with you and befriend you.

Little girls will feel safer around you because they are also weird.

Small children may ask you if you are a fairy/princess/mermaid, and that's just a really good feeling.

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

This song is like a lullaby.