you're trying to replace yourself!

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything, ever. you are not getting that.

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

the wizard roleplay on this site is such a strange phenomenon like it’s just always something that’s There and i never usually stop to think about it

it's not roleplay they are real wizards talking to each other

oh my bad sorry for invalidating the wizard community

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

They're nominating the Intro to Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out for Shit You Listen To When You're Not Only Sad, but also Vindicated, but also Excited, but also Manic, but also Pained, but also You're On Top of the World

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no