only ever always you

unfortunate news but i still love johnlock 

Clowning on a sandsvendor post is forbidden but I wanna say that I recognized the illustrations from the voynich manuscript immedeately

what if i was a tiny animal and i went to bed in an empty tin of sardines. what then

Peace

ok if ghosts (consciousness without body) and robots (body without consciousness) are essentially opposites why do i feel like they r the same

at what point does a robot detached from its programmer become a record of that person's consciousness which has been separated from their body (ghost) ! at what point does a ghost that is compelled to endlessly repeat its haunting become more mindless machine (robot) than sentient specter !

hyrule

had a dream that I was a jester and that the newest addition to the royal menagerie was a really big snake. the snake really, really wanted to eat me, but no one would do anything about it because “nothing personal, but it would be kind of funny if the jester got eaten by a big snake” and even my friends and partner (who ran the menagerie) agreed with that sentiment. the snake later ate my kneecap.

i need to put a slice of moon in my mouth like a cold fruit

#it would be crunchy like biscotti

tell me in the tags what the moon tastes like

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

Actually all men have gay voice and straight guys just purposely lower it

--Judith Butler, Gender Trouble 

i think we can boil soulmates as a concept down to “i know how to help you now— find me in the future!” and “there you are sweetheart, sorry i’m late. i was looking everywhere for you.”