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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

one of my students turned in a paper that entirely ignored the actual assignment to spend three pages ranting about how Kids These Days Are All Entitled Shits Because No One Ever Let Them Experience Failure, and I'm just like, well, we can solve that for one of you

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

We can start now

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

i’m the chad type might become your dad type

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me, pirating: hm. disney minus.

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

i need lesbian friends. and maybe like a strawberry smoothie