This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

So, I was studying for my finals and reading the bit in Snorri’s Edda about Ragnarok and at one point a wolf swallows the moon and it says “og gerir sá og mikið ógagn”. Now, I understand that the meaning of the words have changed a bit over time and all that, but to a modern Icelandic speaker, this just sounds like “one of the wolves took the moon, which was unhelpful”

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

am i yearning? yes. do i know what to do? no. will i do anything about it? also no

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

AMAZING! WITHOUT THE NORMAL POLLUTION THE MASSIVE BLACK BIRD IN A SMILING PORCELAIN MASK HAS RETURNED TO SIT ON TOP OF THE HOUSE ACROSS FROM YOURS TO STARE INTO YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW