nihilisticbroad

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

Playing a Persona game where they force you to be male is a perfect simulator for the boymoder experience because guys act way too familiar with you and girls all keep their distance and everybody expects you to be a pervert and you just wanna get through the fucking day so you can rank up your social links and kill shadows and mothman is there

i did actually used to volunteer at a hospital, providing mouse bites, but eventually the doctors stopped asking me to bite and started treating me like a damn stapler so i quit. still have a dent in my head from where they'd slam down to make me bite.

In September when Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave drops we'll all be stunlocked when it turns out that the combat system is secretly Three Houses discourse instead of weapon fighting. The combat triangle is based on which route the characters think should be canon

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Just finished The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act and it was SO GOOD. The 57-minute orgy was so creative and did a great job showcasing each character one last time. The last 5 minutes were also incredibly moving. 🖐️ABSOLUTE CINEMA🤚

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

nintendo entering their realism era and i am just so not here for it tbh

i guess this was inevitable once they finally got higher fidelity graphics, but the stylization to make better use of weaker hardware is like a core part of their identity. now it kinda feels like they're following suit in all other games industry trends/aesthetics and its just a little lame idk. searing take but i don't think i want all video games to look like geoff kieghley's farts

these might be my amazing digital monkeys but this is not my amazing digital circus