hyperrealitarian

the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"

porn site popup ad that says "girls with BEAUTIFUL DICKS in your area are being targeted by the STATE"

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

Cassandra: I have seen the future and it is really, really stupid. They're hiding in the fucking horse.

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

science enthusiasts LOOVE making media where a humble academic is abducted by the authorities and forced to go on a cool alien adventure against their will. it's like cnc for them

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

i made a post like this on my old account but i feel like it's worth saying again. i see so many dykes talking about wanting a 'cowboy' butch or a country butch but so many of y'all are unwilling to acknowledge that a lot of people who are really from rural areas also come from complicated backgrounds. poor education, poverty, or difficult relationships with homophobic/transphobic family. to want to love someone from this kind of background means you have to accept that they may not have had the same opportunities than you and that the whole cowboy thing is an extremely small part of coming from a rural community. this is purely based on my experiences dating around in a larger city after coming from a very small rural town and getting treated like shit because i was more than a one dimensional country dyke character. are you going to still love the cowboy/country dyke when they're a college dropout or have substance abuse issues or they're poor?

I'm gonna be more explicit. figure out how to still love those country dykes when they're fat and are missing teeth, and haven't read whatever theory you consider "essential" and frankly might not be able to. figure out how to love the high school dropouts. or fucking else.

the way one piece fans talk about their manga you would think it was actually good or at least interesting

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗