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Hilda, a pin up girl, created by Duane Bryers in the 50’s.

(vegetarian.vegan.gf.raw) *worcestershire sauce includes gluten and fish make sure to check your sauce

Because I am darkness… and I do stand by your side. I’m the shadow that you cast. How much closer could I be?

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

What we got: watermelon Moana

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

Please just make me a smartphone that fits in my pocket again.

The *palm palm*

*head-fucking-desk*

How adorable is this magical forest kitty? 🌙😻

Not necessarily in a sexual way. But just something like, she’s horny, I’m horny, but she’s at my house, but we don’t care so we just get off. If we have sex, cool, if not, cool. I want a friend that I can send hot porn too and they’d send it to me just because it’s hot and the other one would like it. Someone I can openly talk about sex with, like “yea when I touch my clit with the vibrator i have to find the right place to cum” and her just be like “have you tried “xxxx”? It gets my clit throbbing” shit. I want a sexual friend, dammit.

Everyone battles their own inner demons, and as much as I want them to be happy, the battle is theirs to conquer. Any moment I can manage to get a genuine smile or laugh out of them, you bet I will indulge in that moment 😈

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