why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

just pinned a girl to the fourth wall