Unfortunately not temporary

you’d punch a nazi but would you listen to a jew talk about antisemitism for even ten minutes

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

This post is a goldmine

This post is an eagle that has a taste for my liver

Instant reblog

Ow my liver

fucked up in the crib eating jeffrey

i cut my hand on my halo today and was thinking about the symbolic implications of that when i realised that to everyone else around me i must have looked like such an idiot just standing there staring at my hands and getting blood everywhere instead of doing anything to like. deal with that.

just smoked a full joint and i feel completely sober? what happened

This took me so fucking long to understand because I was looking at the image going “I swear I haven’t liked that post before”

U don't like me?

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

just got out of my time capsule btw

Super! Who locked you in there?

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

this animal is so travel

breaking news! gaboon viper actually just an 8 year old scooching around in a sleeping bag

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰