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@mostlypracticalengineering
"Hey, look, buddy. I'm an Engineer.
That means I solve problems."
follows back from @stolenrocket218 – tf2-centric sideblog at @postsfromtheteufortunderground | Conagher Bros. blog: @slaughterhousebrothers | Soldier blog: @godsgreatestrocketman | BLU Engineer OC blog: @icecoldinventing
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ddont tell medic... i ate a bird......by accident.....
Engie frowns – never before has a man look so discomforted.
"I...Why would you do that...?"
Oh, that's biblical disappointment right there. He sounds like you just told him you shot a puppy.
"Sawbones likes them birds, y'know." My God, he sounds so upset on behalf of the Medic. "He don't like seein' 'em get hurt."
have you ever questioned why medic just casually has birds in what's supposed to be a sterile environment? that HAS to have given you guys...something.
"Look, I don't tend ta question him about anything. Long as those birds aren't makin' a mess, I ain't bothered. And we're all relatively alive, so...whatever."
He pauses. Then, he lets out a long-suffering sigh.
"One of 'em took a shit in my shop."
Okay. Wow. He's been holding that in for a while, it seems.
Which of your teammates do you get along with the best?
"Soldier and Medic!" he says happily. "Medic and I talk about science stuff a lot. Soldier just...I ain't too sure why Soldier's so fond a' me. Think he likes how I well I can put people down."
He hums.
"I get alone wit' the others pretty well, though. Ain't really none o' them that I can't talk to. Spy's the hardest, but, hey, it's Spy. Can't be too surprised. I get on wit' Heavy pretty well, too, sometimes."
Do you know about Uncle Dane by any chance? He’s a really good Engineer. A lot of people actually call him The Engie Main.
He’s even got his own theme. Give it a listen: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5qmoe9CNA&ra=m
"Said it before, I say it again: Engineerin' icon to us all."
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Can we hold hands and frolick in a field together....?
Sorry if this is too scandalous.....
"Like, as just pals, or...? I mean, I'm less of a...a frolickin' kinda guy an' more of a 'sit down 'n' eat some good barbeque' kinda guy. I could buy ya a drink. I buy my friends drinks. 'Course, I'd hafta actually know ya to be friends with ya, but...Other'n the real freaks, y'all ain't been too bad."
He laughs awkwardly.
"I's ramblin', ain't I? Sorry 'bout that, pardner."
opinion on sentry jumping as a concept?
Dell chuckles.
"Son, where I come from, that ain't no concept. Sure, it hurts like hell when ya come down, but usin' the Wrangler to fire a rocket or four at yer feet to send yerself flying? Highly entertaining."
You should let solly teleport bread.. Yk.. As a treat.. I can take care of the breadlings after.. Dw
"Was it you."
Elsewhere, the ramifications of certain events are surely taking place.
"So uh... Didja expect ya brothers to get dat kinda reception?"
- @thebestredscout
"No, and it's deeply frightening. I expected someone to get maimed, probably, but...Eugh. I didn't know people 'round here could be so...Uh...Freaky."
Oh, sweetie. You don't even know the half of it.
@thebestredscout
i dont got an mainblog for this so i gotta use my rp one but this is ooc...
look.. look at ur children, engie,, theyre so plentiful.. arent they amazing
He looks at the images before him with a bewildered look on his face. Then, he shrugs in acceptance.
"They're so...tiny. Li'l fellas. Mini Engineers." He grins. "Minigineers."
He seems awfully proud of himself for his little pun.
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Engie. U fucked up. The anons are freaks.
Wanna know what they're freaks for?
Maniacs.
And ur brothers?? Hit every fucking mark I hope your REAL FUCKING HAPPY
I WANT THEM SO BAD BUT ZED SAID NO FUCKKK BROO I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE HOW DO I WIN HIM OVER PLEASE LET ME HIT UP ZED BRO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THAT BADDIE I'M ASKING FOR YOUR BLESSINGS PLEASE DAWG I NEED THAT BADDIE I CAN FIX THEM I CAN FIX THEM PLEASE IF NOT ZED THEN MAYNARD?? IS HE UP. FOR GRABS BRO?? PLEASE?? PLEASE.??....??????
"Ho-boy."
The remark is quite weighted.
"Look, uh...I ain't too sure that yer their, uh...Type. 'Sides that, I ain't gon' just throw my brothers out to t'the wind like that. Now, it ain't yer fault, an' I'm sure you're a lovely person, but Zed's a stubborn sonuvabitch, an' Maynard's...He's Maynard. An' both of 'em ain't exactly the most lovey-dovey types 'round these parts. Heck, I ain't never even seen either of 'em with a girl before. Or a guy."
He chuckles awkwardly, smiling regretfully.
"Sorry t'disappointcha. And, uh...Be careful. Zed's been known to deal with people that annoy him too much."
hey sexy
His face is bright red.
"I– Wha– Y–"
For such an intelligent man, he's making an awful lot of unintelligent noises.
"I– I ain't...I ain't interested, I got– Wh–"
I think you broke him.
The Engineer scratches the back of his neck awkwardly.
"Uh...Li'l PSA for all y'all. I just caught wind that my big brothers might be floatin' 'round these parts. They won't bite much so don't y'all be afraid t'pop in an' say hi." He chuckles. "Just, uh. Try not to piss 'em off, if ya talk to 'em. 'Specially my eldest brother, Zed. He don't take too kindly t'annoyin' people."
You, the person seeing this, get the sense that the individuals Dell speaks of are located at @slaughterhousebrothers – whether you should pop in or not, who knows. Might not hurt. It also might.
Ooc
You could always make a side blog for Zed and Maynard... Id love for my Zed to be able to see another one :D
OOC
truth, truth! i COULD do that.....👀 plus I've been kicking around the idea of making a third blog all day anyhow,,,,
fuck it everyone should have 87 roleplay blogs anyway I'm gonna throw together some sketches and shit and see if we can't make something Occur™
OOC
lowkey kinda tempted to turn this into a fancy multi-muse blog just to give myself the excuse/ability to write my variants of Zed and Maynard but OUGH i'd have to redo my fuckass pinned post 😫
idk if anybody really wants to experience three times the derangement maybe i'll do it. Only thing that'd be different ultimately is that you'd have to specify which fuckass cowboy you're interacting with.
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*gently places a large spider in front of you and then walks away*
"Oh, uh– ...Alright."
The Engineer looks at the spider for a moment. Then, he very delicately scoops it into his hands.
"Hey, buddy. Let's get you outside."
He gets up and puts the spider outside, before sitting back down at his table. Unbothered king, as always.
What's your favorite song?
"Oh, gol', there's lots. Tennesee Ernie Ford's 'Sixteen Tons' is a good'un. Johnny Cash gave us both 'Ring of Fire' and 'Folsom Prison Blues', a couple'a other favorites of mine. Really, if I can play it on my guitar, I probably like it at least somewhat."
