life and death, intertwined

a reminder this Pride that there is no shame in being closeted. there is no shame in not wanting to come out or to being stealth. your relationship with your gender or sexuality belongs to you alone

i’ve like never played a resident evil game and don’t intend to but i still just cannot stop fucking thinking about stupid manthing i’m fuckin ballin tweet

If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

[ID: the ‘I wish all x a very pleasant evening’ meme edited to say, “I wish all muslim followers a very pleasant ramadan.” with bugs bunny wearing a suit on the side. /End ID.]

do you ever look at the creatures in your home whose eyes follow wherever you go and whose feet you hear pitter-patter in the dark and feel your heart swell with love

it's so refreshing getting world news that isn't an immediate threat to anyone's life or just otherwise depressing. this is what world news should be. a big ole boat drew a penis and then got stuck in a canal and now a sizable chunk of world trade has ground to a halt. wonderful. this costs me nothing

15th march on other sites is just like 'its mid march I guess??' but on Tumblr it's all 'hey remember when we all teamed up to murder a politician? We should do that again' as if we were all personally there to kill Caesar