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Small your dick
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Thereâs a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???
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Honestly âthanks I hate itâ is one of the funniest phrases in the English language
i one time told my italian professor âgrazie lo detestoâ and she lost her shit, so itâs not just english
âÂĄGracias! ÂĄLo odio!â
âDanke, ich hasse es.â
âMerci, je dĂŠtesteâ
Tak, jeg hader det.
Bedankt, ik haat het.
ХпаŃийО! ĐŻ ŃŃĐž нонавиМŃ.
go raibh maith agat, is fuath liom ĂŠ
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.Ř´ÚŠŘąŰŰ! Ů ŘŹÚžŰ Ř§Řł ŘłŰ ŮŮعت ŰŰ
(shukriah! mujhay isay nafraat hai.)
kiitti! mä vihaan tätä.
ęł ë§ěě, ě´ęą´ ěŤě´ě!
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Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other personâs love language.
Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?
And I was like âi donât mind waitingâ cause I never want to run
But they said they wanted every minute they could get because Iâm so busy usually
Which is when it clicked that I didnât get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didnât see MY signs of affection in them and went âcool! Casual buds it is.â But now that Iâm seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.
Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!
Fyi- just in case you didnât know.
TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?
QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.
WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what�
GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain remind them of you? Ding ding!
ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with�
PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.
Can I just say how much I love seeing this applied to friends / platonic relationships, when Iâve only seen it about romantic ones before?
One day, that âsecret family recipeâ will just be that recipe their ancestor looked up online years ago and everybody liked.
I found out one of my familyâs âsecret recipesâ is on the back of the pudding box. Uncle Rich bakes up some lies.
While researching his book The Nordic Cookbook, chef Magnus Nilsson found that every family in Sweden has a special, unique family recipe for pickled herring passed down secretly from generation to generation. He got about 200 of these. They were all exactly the same. He traced the origin point back to a popular cookbook published in the late 1960s. I think the moral of that story is everyoneâs grandma is a liar.
Guys, I can top this.
Itâs time for the tale of Great-Grandmaâs Macaroni and Cheese.
My Great-Grandma Mary was famous in her family for her macaroni and cheese. By all accounts it was an amazing mac and cheese- a baked casserole-style concoction of perfectly cooked elbow noodles and creamy, lusciously cheesy sauce. Because Dad loved it so much, it was always, without fail, sitting bubbling and golden in the dish set out on the dinner table just as he and his family arrived for visits, a testament to grandmotherly love and culinary mastery.
Fast-forward a couple dozen years.
My mother had never made macaroni and cheese. At the time she married my dad, she was a very good cook. Sheâd been cooking since she was about six or seven and had outstripped both her parentsâ abilities in most areas. So when Dad started raving about Great-Grandma Maryâs macaroni and cheese, she did what any loving newlywed would do: she attempted to make macaroni and cheese.
According to all reports, it was an unmitigated disaster.
The sauce broke. The noodles turned to mush. The entire concoction was, in a word, inedible. Dad took one bite and spit it out. Horrified that her husband would do such a thing. Mom took a bite- and spat it out. It was vile. Mortified, Mom threw out the remains and vowed to obtain Great-Grandma Maryâs secret recipe.
Not long afterwards, they went and visited Great-Grandma for the holidays. As usual, there was the macaroni and cheese, laid out in golden splendor upon the dinner table when they arrived. Mom was finally able to sample the famous macaroni and cheese and pronounced it quite as good as Dadâs stories made it out to be.
After dinner, she cornered Great-Grandma Mary and spilled the whole debacle about her failed attempts to recreate Dadâs favorite dish, and begged Great-Grandma Mary to share her secret.
Great-Grandma Mary smiled and brought her and my father into the kitchen. Rather than reaching for a cookbook of family culinary wisdom, or into the pantry for a secret ingredient, she went to the freezer, opened it, and, as Dad looked on in horror, drew out a family-sized box of Stoufferâs frozen macaroni and cheese.
âI have a casserole dish just this size,â she said. âI just pop it in there, sprinkle a little extra cheese on top, and nobody knows the difference.â
You would have thought someone had just stolen Dadâs teddy bear.
To this day, nearly twenty-seven years later, we still refer to Stoufferâs as âGreat-Grandmaâs Macaroni and Cheeseâ.

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you have to unlearn social cues to be a lush employee
Lush employee once asked if i wanted to sample some soap. I said sure, thinking id smell it or sheâd let me wash my hands with it or something. She takes me by the arm and leads me to a sink. And fucking washes my entire arm. Up to the shoulder. I short circuited from how bold and intimate that was. It was my first time in a Lush, as i was an edgy mall rat in my teens so they wouldnât let me in growing up. I had no idea of the intricate rituals that take place there.
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This is 100% true. Something I definitely didnât like about the job, youâre supposed to put product on someone before they get a chance to say no (my question about what if they had allergies we didnât know about just never got answered lol) because any customer interaction that doesnât include a demo is a chance for us to be marked poorly if theyâre a secret shopper or review us because our survey specifically asks if the customer got a demo.
The only way to get lush employees not to try and put stuff on your skin is just flat out say you donât want demos before they get the chance, Iâd recommend saying your skin is really sensitive and you donât want to try anything in store, you could also mention having an allergy but that will cut down on the number of products theyâll show you that you might still want to see if you donât actually have one. You may have to tell more than one person as Iâve had interactions where I didnât do a demo because the customer didnât want one and then a manager seeing that I hadnât done one walked over and they tried to get a demo. Itâs so ingrained in employees as a thing you have to do and something you can get in trouble for not doing which sucks because obviously not all customers want that and itâs part of the reason I was terrified to go into lush stores before getting a job at one lol.
Sorry for long rant!
It was as if I stepped outside on a cloudy day, and suddenly the sun came out.
This made me tear up. We all can be heroes!

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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
well iâll be damned
SHE DID THAT !
IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
Every timeâŚevery TIME this is on my dash, I read it all the way thru before reblogging. And you should too. THIS is how you ally. Respect yourself by raising the women around you who deserve that same level of respect.
Respect yourself. Respect your sisters. Never settle for the fuckboys who look to drag us ALL down. âđťâđźâđ˝âđžâđż
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OMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
I CAN EXPLAIN THIS so basically thereâs this type of bonnet called a âpoke bonnetâ and they look like this:
and in the regency there was this trend of the front part getting longer and longer until you couldnât really see the wearerâs face⌠and people have been mean for all history and love to really deride and rip into the fashion trends of young women, so satirical cartoons like the one above popped up that were basically trying to say âhurr dburr stupid poke bonnets soon we wonât even be able to talk to women unless we stick our damn FACES INSIDE THEIR HATS!â
and yeah so thatâs why we have a drawing of what looks like women sucking menâs heads off floating around tumblr
letâs bring back poke bonnets so ppl will have to leave me alone
I think the most compelling part of this comic is the two women in the background who are having a conversation without their bonnets even touching but all the men feel they have the right to invade the womenâs spaces as much as possibleÂ
i know right? the woman in pink is clearly not having a good time
Satirical Regency Artist: Women, if these hats get any bigger, itâs going to be very difficult for men to mash our faces right up against yours!
Regency Hatter: *maintains eye-contact as she sews a massive goddamn brim onto a new hat* Imagine that.
The regency version of âdo you not see these earphones in my ears? FUCK. OFF.â
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going âhello!â every morning the same way