wait, what

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

lmfaoooo wtf

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

in the post-interview thank you note

Videos i like so much i painted them

They sent me a notice in the mail