Get it.

Half of 1/6th a dozenth is the answer

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

But like, they were called by their last names by most of the staff, a majority of the time...

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion

night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone

When u put 2 and 2 together but get 11 because u found out more information than you wanted to 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

im horny but like horny to cuddle

but, still also horny to bang.

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

you deserve to never have to guess how much you mean to somebody.

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

I am HERE for this.