High functioning fangirl

Cancer + Virgo

Capricorn + Scorpio

Leo + Libra

Sagittarius + Aquarius

Taurus + Pisces

Aries: you are dumb and I’m not impressed.

Taurus: that’s too much Netflix honey

Gemini: I’m sick of you and you don’t matter.

Cancer: everyone hates you.

Leo: no, it’s a secret.

Virgo: I never cared.

Libra: you are a liar.

Scorpio: you’re a waste of energy.

Sagittarius: that’s not funny. You’re not funny

Capricorn: calm down.

Aquarius: you don’t understand. You wouldn’t understand.

Gryffindor: spontaneous snowball fights, the smell of cinnamon pine cones, obnoxiously blasting "all i want for christmas is you", strings of popcorn on the tree, shreds of wrapping paper on the floor, getting tangled in twinkle lights, slipping on the ice, chasing people with mistletoe, laughing with tinsel in your hair, eating sloppy christmas cookies with a milk mustache and icing-stained fingers

Hufflepuff: piling marshmallows into hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, catching snowflakes on your tongue, crackling fireplace, sitting on santa’s lap, the smell of warm vanilla, jingle bells, freshly baked cookies, the christmas radio station playing in the background, door-to-door caroling, bulging stockings, lights reflected in the eyes of wonderstruck children, the happy sleepy feeling when Christmas day finally comes to a close

Ravenclaw: crisp sprigs of holly, white lights with red bows, the smell of cold air, the glitter of department store holiday displays, a quiet nativity scene, smooth blankets of powdery snow, neatly wrapped gifts with elegant bows, the chill of peppermint in your mouth, the fizzle and clink of champagne glasses, the smell of the heat when it kicks on