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October in the Midwest is weird because you’ll see people out in winter coats, and also shorts.

Also this is the same person

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fairyling

this user wants to lay down in a field of flowers for a bit.

beesmygod

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

acridrainshowers

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

onceiwashere

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

patrickdiomedes

fucked up bathroom?

onceiwashere

before and after extensive diy renovations

themysteriousmurasamecastle

this looks like a doom wad

goatplanet

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

themysteriousmurasamecastle

this is un fucking believable

football-in-tuxedos

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

rustyskateblade

hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player

nailed it

panelshowsource

athlethick

I’d let Paul do unspeakable things to me

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happifying-things

Central Asian Shepherd Dog

📷 by esberat

#I love big dogs

thickness-protection-program

Yall: "occasionally nsfw"

First 10 pics on y'alls blog:

whitepeopletwitter

lastoneout

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

nightonblogmountain

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.

joeydaccord

(insp. by)

tylerposey

#what is this from?

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alien-waifu-deactivated20210608

Does he...

You know...

Return the shopping cart?

goodboyaesthetic

Always

jayydaamariee-deactivated202208

I thought being an adult would be cool cause I get to have sex everyday, but I don’t even get to do that

midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

bettedavisgf

still contemplating how donald trump didn’t die from covid this is so narratively unsatisfying

masterqifrey

weathering with you (2010) dir. makoto shinkai

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kawaki

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

#the best

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