Rickety girl

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

love it when you’re watching a movie and willem dafoe shows up

See i don't believe this David Byrne guy when he says he's some kinda psycho killer but when he starts in with that French shit he really freaks me out

woah mama maybe i'm the faggot america