The Chronicles of Nick

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

Don’t tag me in this kind shit ever again or ill doxx you

@westindianheaux @thottyanneconway

IM DYING.

Where the seasoning? Ain’t a lick of jerk on this hoe? This chicken ain’t die to be disrespected like this

Life lessons I’m learning in my 20s: Don’t spend your life trying to chase after or replicate feelings you get from other people or places. Happiness will find you again in a whole spectrum of different and even better forms. 

Holy shit I needed this

THIS IS THE BEST THING

I like to imagine Frigga visiting Heimdall and they have tea and gossip about how much a mess Odin is.

Hiemdall: *plopping into Friggas parlour and already reaching for the cup Frigga is passing him* Lemme tell you what wild shit your sons are doing in Alfhiem

Hiemdall rollerblading into the throne room this week with sunglasses and a piña coloda: Your Majesty, you’re not going to fucking believe this stuff your son brought back from Midgard.

Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?

I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.

“Yeah, I mean, that’s a nice light show you got there, but it’s not doing anyth-”

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

oh my god.

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror