THE WEIRD ANNOYING KID

I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…

You will not be able to predict how this ends

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

GIRL I-

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

#the trilogy should have been about them#really someone should have checked with me#a stormtrooper uprising led by finn#a nobody from nowhere proving jedi will continue to be born rwgardless of politics#and the crowned son of the rebellion learning to take over power#see i solved your trilogy#they get married in the end#because poe has a last name to give and rey and finn are in need of one

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now

you’re laughing. castiel went to super turbo hell to save the life of a straight man who died of tetanus two days later and you’re laughing.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico