I shot the hell outta that guy, huh?

First I got a jury summons for my legal name, and now I have a jury summons for my deadname. Only one of us is coming to court.

They are, in fact, summonses (this seems to be the official plural even though it sounds fake) to appear at 2 different courts under 2 different names. The dates overlap. Folks, I think I’m in a sitcom.

I’m gonna need a fake mustache, a suit, and a dress. In the final scene I’ll have on the dress, the suit jacket, and half of the mustache. Bonus points if I have ripped stockings under my butch shoes.

people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas.

rb this to give the person you rbd this from a cool rock

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

she took the mutuals that like every post in the divorce

How come we can't just have villains anymore

What if the evil fashion designer wanted to skin puppies because she was evil? What if the guy that stabbed a bunch of teenagers did that because he wanted to stab a bunch of teenagers? What if the evil witch wanted to cook and eat children because she was--you guessed it!--evil? Why's everybody gotta have some tragic backstory for sympathy points? Boo! I want to see some unrepentant bastard do bastardly things and, perhaps, a woman covered in blood, also.

Everyone thinks their villain can be goob from meet the robinsons. Your villain will never be goob from meet the robinsons. Just make them evil.

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS