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Alex: I’m sorry I painted your mouth blue.

Henry: wanna make purple?

Henry is in a corset and his waist is like 10 fucking inches and Alex spits out all of his coffee on his sister and bff, blushing like a mf and tries to hide a boner

(All credits to clottedcreamfudge on ao3 who gave me this idea with Arthur)

So Alex and Henry gets the closest thing they can get as a biological child, which ends up in June being a surrogate with the help of Henry’s DNA. The child ends up with both Henry’s AND Alex DNA since June is Alex’s sister. They name him Arthur.

This kid is born and looks almost identical to Alex when he was a baby and he will grow up looking very much alike him. Small details that makes him not identical too Alex when he is growing up is that his face is a lot less square and more pointy like Henry’s, his a bit paler then Alex and he also has Henry’s cheekbones.

But the biggest difference is Arthur’s eyes: they are Henry’s eyes: blue.

Anyway, Arthur grows up as a only child and has a very close and joyful relationship with his dads. They are very open with everything and Arthur knows that June is his birth mom, but he treats her like the greatest aunt that she is.

So, when Arthur is a teen and whenever Arthur and Alex is in a playful fight, Arthur sometimes says: “You’re not my dad.”

And Alex acts like he is in shock and then only talks to him through Henry.

“Tell your son that he is grounded.”

“Your son has mail.”

“Tell your son that his cousin’s want him to visit.”

It’s a inside joke between the three of them.

But one time, Arthur and Alex were in a big argument and Henry tried to calm them down. Alex said something and Arthur just snapped and turned around and screaming: “SHUT UP!! YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!!”

Alex took a step back like he had been slapped in the face, mouth hanging open. Arthur froze in his place, shocked by his own words. Henry gasped Arthur’s name.

Alex, without a word, turned around, tears in his eyes, and left. Arthur tried to call out to him: “Papa, I’m- I didn’t mean too-“

But Alex was already slamming the door to his and Henry’s bedroom.

Arthur fell down to his knees and started crying, Henry walked up to him and hugged him close.

“I didn’t mean too, I- it just slipped out…” Arthur cried.

“I know you didn’t mean too, love. I know.” Henry gently told him.

About half an hour later, Henry knocked on their bedroom door, Arthur going to his own room, and laid down next to his husband, who was lying under the covers and who’s eyes were red and tears rolling down his cheeks.

“Hi, love.”

Alex only nodded.

“Don’t feel like talking?”

Alex shook his head.

“Alright.” Henry took a breath.

“You know he didn’t mean too, right? When you’re fighting with someone, you want to get an reaction from the other person. And in his mind, he knew that comment has effect on you when you’re not fighting for real. He knows you’re his dad. Even if it’s not biological, you’re his papa, and you will always be his papa. Do you understand me?”

Henry also had tears in his eyes now.

Alex got up and threw his arms around his husbands neck and they cried together.

Because of course Alex knew. He knew Arthur saw him as his father. He knew Arthur loved his unconditionally, but those words cut so deep because they were true. And although Alex never regretted having June as their surrogate instead of Bea, and although the feeling he had when he first got to hold Arthur in his arms and just knew he was now a dad… It had hurt so much when his son told him he wasn’t his dad.

A soft knock of the door and Arthur walked in, still crying and jumped on the bed and hugged Alex in a bone crushing grip.

“I’m so so sorry, papa. I didn’t mean too… I love you so so so much, please don’t be mad at me.”

The three of them cried together and they all made sure that everyone in that room loved each other more then anything.

“If you ever tell a single soul about this, I will sneak into your house and place wax-paper over your dick, staple it to your inner thigh and shave half of your head and one eyebrow. And that’s not a threat, it’s a promise. Are we clear?”

“Very.” Philip said, lifting his hands in surrender  

“Don’t do that, please.” Henry chuckled. “Pip might be stupid, but his not that stupid.” the brothers locked eyes and they both smiled at each other.

When Alex and Henry meet up with Catherine and Bea before they’re about to meet the queen, Henry accidentally says:

“Mom, this is my Alex-“

And then realize what he just said and now everyone is starting at him, either with a shocking look on their face (but like also happy) or they are just smiling like idiots.

Alex flies forward, grabs Catherine’s hand and says with the biggest grin on his face:

“Hi, I’m his Alex.”

So I’ve seen a couple of these on Pinterest and decided to make my own version of the cast. And because I can’t be satisfied with just the super six I had to do basically everyone from the book lmao.

(The order is top left down to bottom right)

- Alex Claremont-Diaz

- June Claremont-Diaz

- Nora Holleran

- Prince Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor

- Princess Beatrice Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor

- Percy “Pez” Okonjo

- Ellen Claremont

- Oscar Diaz

- Rafael Luna

- Princess Catherine Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor

- Arthur Fox

- Queen Mary

(I have different versions of both Philip and Martha)

- Prince Philip Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor

- Princess Martha Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor

- Liam

- Spencer

- Leo Castalazzi

- Zahra Bankston

- Shaan Srivastava

- Amy Chen

- Amy’s wife

- Jeffery Richards

And four different versions of Cash cuz I can’t decide how he looks lmao

And the whole royal family is devastated. Henry is getting more and more depressed, Bea is locking herself in her room more and more often and Philip is getting more and more distant.

Catherine is trying to hold her head up, but everyone can clearly see she is struggling.

Henry, one night, impulsively drags Alex with him to the closet grocery store and buys a box of hair dye and the next morning the world watches the prince of Wales walking out of the Buckingham Palace with pink hair.

EVERYONE is freaking out. EVERYONE wants to know why the next day, princess Beatrice ALSO colors her hair pink. And the next day, wait a fucking minute: the oldest prince Philip TOO?????

NO ONE understands.

The former queen Mary is NOT looking happy at all with this, while the new Queen looks like she can’t stop smiling alongside with the First son Alex and princess Martha.

The hair dye washed out eventually and Queen Catherine beats the cancer and lives on a very happy life with her once, very closed off family, now a very close one.

But the next year, almost to the date, the royal siblings color their hair again?? Wtf is going on???

This continues for years, and when Alex, not longer the first son of the United States, is asked in an interview about it, he smiles and says:

“I’m I about to spill the truth about this tradition the royal family has had for years now? I sure as hell am!”

And he tells them that the reason the royal siblings started coloring their hair pink, once a month, every year, was because of The Queen Catherine. They wanted to support their mother during her illness and what better way to do in them coloring their hair pink during breast cancer month? And continue doing it over the years to remind her that they’re very proud of her.

So when Alex walked up to him at the Olympics and introduced himself, Henry sureprised himself and Shaan when his voice broke out och he spoke.

Alex didn’t find it surprising of course, he didn’t know.

So when Alex got in a big accident and got hurt pretty badly, Henry got triggered and stopped talking again.

Alex was really confused and worried why his boyfriend had stopped talking and why he wouldn’t let go of Alex at all. He didn’t have to have him pressed against him, it was enough with just a shoulder touch, holding hands or just grabbing onto Alex shirt. He just needed to be touching him, to know he was okay.

Bea kindly explained to Alex one time when Henry was asleep on his knees a couple of weeks later.

Alex embraced Henry in a big hug later that day and told him how much he loved him and how worried he was.

Henry cried and whispered he was sorry. That he the was gonna lose Alex in the accident which made him think of his dad and that had pushed his brain into not talking.

Alex told him he wasn’t angry, not at all, he was just worried and a little sad that he didn’t get to hear Henry’s voice.

It’s everything is in like Snapchat videos, dashcams, pictures, basically everything.

You know, it’s starts the day the met at the olympics when Alex comes back all grumpy and stuff, swearing about how an asshole the prince is.

Pez whose filming Henry having a gay-panic attack that very same day because he saw this gorgeous guy.

Bea filming Henry’s reaction when Ellen is confirmed the first female president and her son, aka Alex, is in the background crying and laughing with Nora and June, realizing that he has to fucking see this beautiful man again on VERY MANY locations.

Just random funny and cute moments when they actually became friends from everyone’s perspective.

Nora filming just the second before Alex and Henry walks out of the room when they’re gonna have their second kiss, the text being like: oh shits getting real.

Moments when the actually starts being pda around friends and family.

June filming a TikTok like: my brother’s boyfriend had to leave for his home country for a month. This is how that went;

And it like Alex watching British bake-off in one of Henry’s sweatshirts, looking all sad and shit on day 2.

That one time the 6 followed Alex to this high school reunion and the guys from his lacrosse team had a game, and Henry COULD NOT TAKE HIS EYES OF ALEX IN HIS UNIFORM.

Dashcam videos of all of them going on a trip just singing their hearts out and the way Alex looks at Henry being just so happy.

The day Henry proposed (yes I believe Henry was the one who did it) on a very private date and Alex just breaking down crying and wouldn’t stop saying yesyesyesyes-fucking YES.

(Henry had hired a professional photographer for just this location, but the rest of the gang was in disguise and filming on their own phones) (the disguise being big hats and mustache)

Videos from video calls to Bea and Pez in the UK, Catherine giving Alex the biggest hug when he comes to visit and Henry just smiling of happiness besides them.