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And I've been thinking about this for the last 5 minutes...
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Beds are just wireless chargers for humans.
And I've been thinking about this for the last 5 minutes...

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QUICK WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RN
ANSWER AND TAG THREE PEOPLEEEEE AHHHH
UHH IM LISTENING TO 21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY??
FUCK UHH @anarchicmartyr @natsuonii @tenyagf
Thank you both for tagging me, @hatrackbsd & @boredotaku567 💕
Since I procrastinate with everything I do, I screenshotted what I was listening to at both times, instead of immediately reblogging 🤦🏻♀️ So you get two songs from me.
@hatrackbsd caught me listening to hometown by cleopatrick
and @boredotaku567 悪夢 by キタニタツヤ (BAD DREAM by Tatsuya Kitani)
tagging: @phvntomhiive @cyb3r1a @samsa19 @lux32764 @banunuisthebest @right-on-the-money @beyondthewordsfan-blog
thank u for tagging me @ckjbun😼❤
good grief by bastille!!
tagging: @smadhuman @pompompurin1028 @fromrere @ikigainn (but no pressure huhu)
Oo thanks for the t a g 💜
Notorious - by Neoni
Tag : @neighborhoodfriendlysimp, @ch1kash1, @explosion-queen
Thank chu for le tag
Bernadette - IAMX
Tag: @whorefordazai @shiny84244 @hanazou
Thanks for the tag ☺
Broken by Isak Danielson
Well, Idk why, but I listen to it every day…
Tagging: @m3ria @dazaisimp17 @h-84-gh
I’M LISTENING TO BABOOSHKA, PLEASE DONT MAKE FUN OF ME HAHA
Tagging people so they could take away my embarrassment: @dreamkidddream, @starglow-xx, @killuwumi
thank you for the tag @dazaisimp17 !! 💗
falling for ya - grace phipps (from teen beach movie)
no pressure tags!! : @selfconsciouscrabcake @jadegreenimmortality @cross-crye @fyodostoevski
Thank you for the tag @starglow-xx!!
Um so I’m not currently listening to any music but the last song I listened to was Heart Attack by Loona
Tagging: @cham-eleom, @pixiszn, @eyetstari, @monochromexx24, @ven-anything, and anyone else who’d like to join!!
thank you for the tag!!! @selfconsciouscrabcake
CUT by Yoh Kamiyama :D
tagging: @nezuumii @14th-century-homosexual-spirit @astickofbutter @b1uejey @rapturebeautv + anyone
Thank you for the tag, @ven-anything!
When It Falls by Jeff Williams and Casey Lee Williams (RWBY op 3)
Tagging: @direissleeping, @pastanoodls, @applevia2, @bbouyancer, @isaartsyt, @sxintch, @death-is-my-dishonor + anyone
Thankies for the tag, @rapturebeautv !!
I was just listening to the song “Pare Ko” by the Eraserheads :D
Tagging: @pastanoodls @aeolia18 @mysterynumberseven @astickofbutter @the-wholesome-hanako-san @sunlightinourheadlights @sol-luminosus
Aaaa, thank you for the tag! (〃▽〃) @applevia2
Was listening just now to Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
Tagging: @mintcream-chan @puolain @gwenheda @chaotic-wit (+ others my cluttered mind could possibly forget aaaaaaaa—)
happy little pill by troye sivan cos playlist is on repeat in the car and this song was a bop in college !!
HI @sol-luminosus!! 👋🏼 thanks for the tag.
tagging @coffeedepablo @nezuneko only cos I barely interact with anyone else 😆
This side of the thread is gonna die with me, bc I'm antisocial as heck, but listen to this gem:
Maurice: What were you thinking? Breaking the nose of a superior officer?
Chad: Swing high?
*in the middle of a meeting, Rachel makes a cocky remark*
Infinity: Awfully confident aren't you?
Rachel: I can kill every person in this room before most of them have a chance to get to their feet. Skills like that do wonders for a person's self confidence.
“Subverting Expectations” used to be a good thing, referring to writers who would break the mold and rise above the tropes of their story/genre/medium to write something better than expected.
Now the term is associated with hack writers who write incomplete story arcs and disappointing nonsensical endings on purpose. All of that in order to “surprise” the audience and punish anyone who put any thought into the story at all.
I suggest we come up with a new term for the latter, so “subverting expectations” can be reserved for the former.
The term I came up with is “plotjacking” since they jack the story away from its course at the last moment. And also because it’s the figurative literary equivalence to the author masturbating their ego onto the page.
FUCKING COSIGNED
Plotjacking: the act of planned interruptions of your own plot with no other intention than to deny delivering on story beats
(credit goes to OP charlesoberonn)
Shocktwist: a specific moment of plotjacking
(first heard the term used by Red from OverlySarcasticProductions on her PlotTwists TropeTalk video on youtube)
Cries in GoT and SW: TRoS

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Ya know what’s the most sexyestest thing in the universe ever?
When Person A kisses Person B and says something sweet or explains something right after the kiss, essentially murmuring right in front of Person B’s lips and then kisses Person A again...
Like...
That’s my jam.
That’s the sh_t.
Play it on repeat.
“Now, see... the thing that makes women strong is that we have the guts to be vulnerable. We have the ability to feel the depths of our emotion, and we know that we will walk through it to the other side.”
- Cat Grant (Supergirl Season 2, Episode 22)
So yesterday I forgot how to say toilet in my native language and instead of it I managed to stammer out “I need to go to the pee-place”
WTF brain.......
2020 has the same energy as that scene in Hercules where all the old people are gathered around the well casually discussing the various calamities befalling the city.
Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family
Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!
McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds
As I said to @door :
Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him
Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family
Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,
*During House assigning*
Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.
Wednesday *begins to get up*
Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.
*Later at Slytheren dorm*
Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little...
Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?
Draco:...Yes mum.
*Later in potions class*
Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.
Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.
Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.
Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.
Snape:..... Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.
Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*
Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is...
Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*
Snape:....Something you should work on in the future.
*Later*
Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?
Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.
Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.
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I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.
Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.
Harry: but father, everyone says he's trying to kill me.
Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.
Harry: thank you, father.
XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.
Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?
Gomez with a sword
Mortitia with man eating plants
Pugsley with explosives
Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!
A death eater turns a corner and she's inexplicably there with a cannon!
Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)
Just...just all of this... Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!
All the yes
How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant
When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!
And they start calling him "cousin Remus" before the end of the second week.
Yes to ALL of this
I’m kinda picturing now Professor Sprout and Mortitia as they exchange pleasantries and tipps with eachother on how to handle misbehaving plants...
This post is more amazing each time I see it 🥰

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This is why you need guns. The cops are not there to protect you, you need to protect yourself. The government is not here to protect you, you have to protect yourself. We’re founded on the idea that if your government isn’t doing what you need, you can pick up your weapons and overthrow it. Our citizens are meant to be armed and dangerous, and the government including and especially its police are meant to be afraid.
First and last political post on my blog
The connection between guns and US citizens is one, that I, as a european person cannot understand.
These are so complex issues, neither “guns are bad” or “we need guns to defend ourselves” views can solve them...
How can anyone endure a government - be it national or state, or county (I’m sorry I don’t know how the US works) - that does not keep it’s police force in check? You elect a government, of which you are not satisfied with, you say police are untrustworthy and you need guns, but the US is not safer with firearms... because if it were, you wouldn’t need more... The States gives out more money for army stuff then for anything else, and it’s so sad, that this is the case in 2020. If you are not satisfied with an organisation, that is funded and upheld by the people you choose to make laws, and govern, then why don’t you change the government? Instead of choosing people who make you feel safe (I don’t care if it is a Democrat or Republican gov.), people buy guns: “The Small Arms Survey stated that U.S. civilians alone account for 393 million (about 46 percent) of the worldwide total of civilian held firearms. This amounts to "120.5 firearms for every 100 residents." (Source)
You don’t trust the police, yet hundreds of police officers get killed in gunfights and on duty, and these are good men and women, who literally give their life to keep others safe. Of course, there are assholes, who are drunk on their power, are generally violent, in many cases are also racist bastards. And they deserve to be punished and jailed for their crimes. Just as there are people white and PoC, who are good, want to better the world, and assholes, who do nothing but uphold the already existing stereotypes.
I feel sorry for those, who suffer, be it from oppression, like the people who are hurt by police brutality, or police officers, who are injured by thugs, who use this devastating event to vandalize and destroy private property. I feel sorry for those, who are being innocently incriminated by the media, or by public opinion, I feel sorry for those, whose voice is silenced. I feel sorry for the US, and hope the people in charge learn their lessons. But this is just naïve thinking...
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 THIS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Well I don’t care, let a gal leave Kudos again if she wishes to do so, darn it....
Does anyone else have a thing about those adorable little smile lines? 😍💘
@nosebleednougats @denisemetzger @queengirl56 @remaravenfox @yourslytherinprincess @one-beautiful-paradise @hermione-who @3monemo @clevercunningambition @dwarfwizard-from-panem @whatalovelyfuneral @bloody-chicken
I. Can’t. Even. 😊 That smile gets me every time. 🧡
This is that kind of pic where I just suck in a breath and stare. And stare. And stare some more....
Kree: You're a son of a bitch.
Chad: That's exactly what I thought of myself when I came up with the idea.
Maurice: To be fair, I was the one that came up with the idea.
Chad: Oh, that's true, you're a son of a bitch, too.
Maurice: Oh, thanks Chad, I appreciate that.

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Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family
Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!
McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds
As I said to @door :
Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him
Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family
Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,
*During House assigning*
Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.
Wednesday *begins to get up*
Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.
*Later at Slytheren dorm*
Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little...
Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?
Draco:...Yes mum.
*Later in potions class*
Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.
Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.
Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.
Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.
Snape:..... Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.
Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*
Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is...
Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*
Snape:....Something you should work on in the future.
*Later*
Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?
Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.
Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.
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Must... not... write....
Must... not...
Must....
Helpme.
scraping the skies with our fingertips
by aceofdiamonds
The common room is hushed into silence as they have their very public kiss, their very swoony kiss, with everyone noting the way Harry’s hands twist in Ginny’s hair, the way she’s on her tip-toes, dirty uniform pressed up against him, the way that this looks nothing like a first kiss going by the way they seem to know each other so deeply already —
Hey, they’re not staring. This is a public place and they’re two of their most popular peers, of course everyone is going to look.
how harry and ginny’s relationship might have been viewed by the rest of the school
Words: 1448, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger
Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Additional Tags: POV Outsider
Read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2AbIyEr
This fic had me smiling from ear to ear, so sweet and fluffy 🥰