"Death ends a life, not a relationship."

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

I literally just found out that the MTV Scream fanbase is called Screamers… I don’t know whether to be impressed or horrified.

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

why is everything everyone else does so loud

Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass 

fuck u @ past me….. u were right 

*checks my email at the club*

*stretches* man isn’t it a nice day to just *breathes deeply* be gay

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly