#douchebag

Have you considered not being an unhygienic, hateful piece of shit?

(dont mind the alien probe stick it does alot of damage)

"What are you looking at? Oh, my perfect sculpted body? I understand. If i were you boy, i'd be lusting over me too."

"Too late, I've already unbuttoned my sweater. I can also undo my belt if you want."

"We only bought two beers, one for each of us. We suspected you were going to get your kicks by drinking our loads."

In this case incinerator might do well.