Beyond the time

What if everything gets better in 2016

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

whenever stuff I like gets popular a dark entity inhabits my body and makes me want to carve harm into the world

if you touch my stuff wrong I'll chop off your fangers leave me alone

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

absolutely LOST in the sauce

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this