Obey The Rat

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

i’m away with the fairies and i won’t be returning

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf