Fuck me up Fam

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

Thank you @eloso - look at the tiny knits!

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

NOOOOO MY ART GOT NUKED

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this