Well... How Did I Get Here?

Full commission for @npc-toastied!!!

I had SO much fun drawing this. (My head did a 180° spin irl when they mentioned they were reading one of my favorite stories, and I am so thrilled that I got to draw an after credit scene for it! 🥺💕)

Thank you So Very Much Toastied!!!

something yummy based on @sauntervaguelydown's latest fic :> link in comments

For purposes of this post, I'm defining "shoe" as "footwear you'd wear outside the house", and "actually used" as "something you've worn within the past month, and/or that you expect to wear again within a year".

Reblog with how many pairs of shoes you have that are actually used, and what they are.

sub: what

dom: it says that on the back of the Reese’s Puffs box. it says how do you love your Reese’s Puffs. and one of the ways is “pop them one at a time“

sub: why are you capitalizing reeses puffs but not anything else? are you sponsored

*the dom has already left the room. she comes back with a box of reeses puffs*

dom: see on the back where it says it?

sub (sotto voce): pizza?

*the dom reaches in and pulls out a single reeses puff*

dom: this is what im gonna do to your balls

*she squeezes it between her fingers. nothing happens*

The Essential Kakashi/Gai Reader's Guide

An intro to the KaKaGai ship (being fanfic that is short, straight forward, and forms a multifaceted overview):

“Fever” (rival shipping but longing flavor)

Shiver (tragic but horny flavor)

“Splendid Display” (established relationship, explicit)

to build a dream on (happy fic, childhood friends-to-lovers)

Guy's Choice (FAVE. "The problem with being a hero is that some bastard will come along and force you to choose between your life and your lover’s. Guy makes his choice.")

Leaves After the Fall (The kind of sticky emotional misunderstanding climax I eat for breakfast)

Longer Fic:

Only Ever You (high drama, mutual misunderstandings)

New Year's and Forever (happy fic, retrospective structure)

Family's Just Another Word For Something Left To Lose (reels you in with found family, slams you with realistic childcare hurdles, and then pulverizes your stomach with last minute romantic drama & PTSD fallout. Chapter 13 concludes the main storyline.)

Boudoir (Sukea identity + horny)

Everything That Touches Us (gentle romance arc)

Childhood Not-Friends (12 year old Kakashi is so fucking stupid)

Some of the crunchy chewy check the tags first kind of fic fic that I personally like:

Resisting the Relative Motion (awkward teenagers + sex)

Stone Avalanche (Polished up RP fic; great sense of character, it is both charmingly juvenile in places and absolutely brutal in others. Basically, a perfect tonal match to the Original Goods.)

selfish enough to burn (Kakashi does a time travel fix it AFTER watching Gai cook himself on the 8th gate. His relationship with their younger selves gets messy)