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“The game is sleight of hand,” He explained, smoothly transitioning a small red ball from his right hand to the sleeve of his left. He’d always had nimble fingers, but he’d hardly ever thought it would serve him well as a magician. “Modern magicians need not have true power, so as long as they have their showmanship.”
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Gonna...be coming back on here probably
I give up. Why *is* a raven like a writing desk? - beau
“The Last Unicorn” {Starter Sentences}
“Well—” The tips of his ears burned slightly. He was hoping that he riddle might have distracted her for longer, but she was either more intelligent or less patient than he had expected. “That’s the point of the whole riddle. It was never given an answer.”
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‘i’m just gonna go ahead and assume that’s a good thing.’ - mermaid!zhu
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WOLF 359 / 01 - Succulent Rat-Killing Tar & 02 - Little Revolución.
“With Schmendrick? Failure is the best thing. His magic isn’t exactly stable.” The spells he attempted always seemed to backfire in one way or another—even if he did mean the best. “Trust me, this is mild compared to some of his others.”
My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same? - from elf!long
“The Last Unicorn” {Starter Sentences}
“They have for a long time.” Even when Haggard had attempted to uncover her identity with a dogged determination, she had managed to hide what she was. Although she had forgotten herself. Maybe they weren’t secrets because she couldn’t recall where she had come from. There was nothing to guard if there was nothing to remember. “They aren’t too difficult to conceal.”
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‘is anything around you on fire?’ - jinni!eiffel
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WOLF 359 / 01 - Succulent Rat-Killing Tar & 02 - Little Revolución.
“It’s not…supposed to be.” Some days his magic worked better than others; he had never been able to figure out where the connection came from. If he knew, he would have fixed many of his past mistakes. “Is anything around you on fire?”
‘the people here have serious trust issues.’ - from fae jacobi!!!!
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WOLF 359 / 01 - Succulent Rat-Killing Tar & 02 - Little Revolución.
“Trust is to be earned.” Even when she had been a unicorn and far less susceptible to fae trickery, she’d been weary of the creatures herself. It was in their nature to be dishonorable.
“What have you done to prove that you’re trustworthy?”
Honestly though Schmendrick calling the skeleton on the clock a “pretentious kneecap” is about the most on brand thing
“The Last Unicorn” {Starter Sentences}
There are no happy endings because nothing ends.
Why won’t you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.
Where have you been? Where have you been? Damn you! Where have you been?
I like to watch them. They fill me with joy.
Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.
Shut up, you pretentious kneecap! How’d you like a punch in the eye?
You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way!
The last! I knew you were the last!
I know you. If I were blind I’d know what you are.
Look at your fellow legends and tell me what you see.
I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it’s not the same thing.
I can feel this body DYING all around me!
That was the real stuff! That was wine!
I give up. Why *is* a raven like a writing desk?
He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!
I was innocent and wise, and full of pain.
Never run from anything immortal; it only attracts their attention.
I’ve never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.
A clock isn’t time; it’s just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind.
Am I truly the last?
But I’m always dreaming, even when I’m awake; it is never finished.
Who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I’m searching for in this strange place, day after day?
You can’t come with us. We’re on a quest!
Drown out my dreams! Keep me from remembering whatever wants me to remember it!
My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same?
You never could have freed yourselves alone. I held you.
Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.
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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WOLF 359 / 01 - Succulent Rat-Killing Tar & 02 - Little Revolución. always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘just another happy, sunny day out here.’
‘i understand that as an artificial intelligence, it’s difficult to remember that human beings can’t function at 400 below zero.’
‘that’s fine, everyone makes mistakes.’
‘if she could stop talking about my ‘fragile, carbon-based uncomfortably liquid body’ it would be a great advancement for human-AI relations.’
‘you accidentally knock over one vat of acid and accidentally burn a hole in the hull and suddenly you’re–– well, yeah.’
‘i get it, cigarettes are contraband.’
‘the people here have serious trust issues.’
‘i gotta stay sharp about where i leave these things.’
‘eat your heart out, you succulent rat-killing tar.’
‘let’s see if we can actually get some work done, shall we?’
‘yesterday we spent a very relaxing three hours listening to absolute silence.’
‘is anybody out there? does anybody copy?’
‘i’m back, and i have coffee!’
‘there were some pretty weird noises coming from inside, even for him.’
‘i’ve been busy.’
‘we still do things by the book.’
‘glad we understand each other.’
‘i’m so glad your shrivelled husk of a dictator’s heart is as warm as a decompression chamber.’
‘let’s have this be a just the two of us, totally secret, never tell anybody thing.’
‘only use them as a source of amusement if you are reaaaaaaaaaally bored.’
‘failing to remain calm could result in your grisly death, so whatever you do–– do /not/ panic.’
‘if you want to avoid dying painfully, alone in the cold darkness of space gasping desperately as freezing oblivion silences your pathetic hopes and dreams, then… /relax/.’
‘remain positive at all times.’
‘when you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you. but when you’re crying, you’re in violation of morale codes and should report to your superior officer for disciplinary action.’
‘is there a tip about what to do if we’re blowing up?’
‘that was rather a loud explosion.’
‘is anything around you on fire?’
‘i guess we’ve gotta break into his lab and make sure he doesn’t die.’
‘don’t you dare do that!’
‘alone at last.’
‘of all the odds, it just happens to run into us.’
‘classical music sounds very angry with me.’
‘operation ‘find cooler names for the operation’ is still in its opening stages.’
‘you insubordinate hyena!’
‘this is outrageous, even by your low standards.’
‘how do you even expect to get away with––’
‘everyone seems to be saying all kinds of weird things tonight.’
‘i have little to no idea what you’re talking about.’
‘oh. that.’
‘i guess i did do that. isn’t that funny?’
‘nothing here is premeditated. the very suggestion that i would meditate anything–– i mean, it’s laughable!’
‘this is beyond hair-brained.’
‘hostage is such an ugly word.’
‘you should know that i’m not above doing something stupid.’
‘please keep your hands and feet to yourself.’
‘i ought to throw you in the brig for insubordination.’
‘we don’t have a brig.’
‘you’re blowing this way out of proportion.’
‘i’m lucky if i don’t get first degree chemical burns when i shower.’
‘i’m not sure how cold it is, but my water supply froze half an hour ago so i’m gonna go with… cold.’
‘and you’re /sure/ it’ll knock him out?’
‘very fast, very effective–– like sandman, but more trichlorethelyne.’
‘i’m just gonna go ahead and assume that’s a good thing.’
‘but /could there/ be pain? could we use a gas that causes him a little pain first and /then/ knocks him out?’
‘i think i might just be happier not knowing where the rest of that conversation goes.’
‘what avarice!’
‘the joke’s on them! i’ve got a gas mask i’m mostly sure works!’
‘i think i’m starting to lose it.’
‘just because i’m cracking up doesn’t mean i’m cracking!’
‘you don’t scare me, alarm noise from hell!’
‘you couldn’t shut me off if you wanted to.’
‘i’m here to discuss the terms of your surrender.’
‘you haven’t slept in over a day.’
‘i’m not going to cave until i’ve vindicated my beliefs.’
‘she’ll work something out.’
‘when in doubt, whip it out! ‘it’ being hydrochloric acid.’
‘this little revolución is over.’
‘i guess there’s not too much to be gained by saying how sorry i am?’
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“That’s alright. It’s nothing that can’t be tended with natural remedies.” The cut to her hand wasn’t so bad, really, even if it did hurt dreadfully. Along her journeys Gerda had endured far worse. This little scrape from a sharp branch was small potatoes, and certainly preferable to tumbling into a ravine as she might have done had she not grabbed it.
“Could you fetch the little jar of honey out of my bag?” she asked. Her free hand was tied up keeping pressure on the wound. “And I think I have a roll of cloth in there just for this kind of thing.”
“I wasn’t aware honey had healing properties.” Molly often used it in sweets, but Amalthea had never her seen it applied to any other use. She assumed it would be rather uncomfortable pressed up against a wound.
“You’re very well prepared.” Nimble fingers shifted through the other’s bag, searching for the items she had specified. The honey was easy enough to find. She placed it to the side before simply turning the entire satchel out. She much preferred using her sight over her tactile senses. Touch reminded her too much of the body she was trapped in. “Honey and cloth.” Amalthea passed them to the other, sitting back on her heels to see what she might do.
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“I...I’m sorry. I cannot help you.” She eyed their injury with apprehension. Humans were so easily marred, but rarely easily mended. “The magic doesn’t stay with this form. I don’t...recall how to use it.”
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@neverahappyending continued from here.
“Alright, fine. I’m a moron. But! I was pretty upfront about that from the beginning and you still wandered down the rabbit hole with me, so what exactly does that make you?”
“A desperate fool, apparently.” One who would be stuck with the other moron for the foreseeable time being. “Did you have a plan? Or are we to wander like the idiots we are?”
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“Molly, who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I’m seeking in this strange place, day after day? I knew a moment ago, but now I’ve forgotten.”
- The Last Unicorn (requested by anonymous)
“People call me cold, but I cannot change what I am...no more than a tiger could change his stripes.”
