Baby Relax

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Facts

dont u think there is a reason they feel like that u ignorant fuck?

Well yes, I've been a woman for 24 years now so I'm actually quite familiar with it.

familiar with what lmao the fact u or anyone you know didnt get raped or robbed doesnt mean it is not happening enough for many vulnerable women to feel insecure late at night what is your problem go naked to ur local park at night all u want but dont call other women who are scared they are supporting sexist ideas. idk whats the ratio but im pretty sure very much higher percentage of women get raped/attacked at night than men and if not its bcs they have basic survival instinct not to go alone out night when u dont work out and are not confident u can take physically stronger by deafult gender down, why u think sports are divided to female and male? lol ur so dumb

yeah man call me a slave for not wanting to participate in violence like its so fuckign easy to fight and hurt someone with a gun. whatever, good for you you are independent but ur just ignorant to assume everyone has natural mental strength to do what they want

dont u think there is a reason they feel like that u ignorant fuck?

Well yes, I've been a woman for 24 years now so I'm actually quite familiar with it.

familiar with what lmao the fact u or anyone you know didnt get raped or robbed doesnt mean it is not happening enough for many vulnerable women to feel insecure late at night what is your problem go naked to ur local park at night all u want but dont call other women who are scared they are supporting sexist ideas. idk whats the ratio but im pretty sure very much higher percentage of women get raped/attacked at night than men and if not its bcs they have basic survival instinct not to go alone out night when u dont work out and are not confident u can take physically stronger by deafult gender down, why u think sports are divided to female and male? lol ur so dumb

dont u think there is a reason they feel like that u ignorant fuck?

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

i hope i make it. im rooting for myself.

the fact that “stephen king gays” exist is so crazy…. he literally hates yall

his daughter is literally a lesbian you piece of burnt toast but go off i guess

you can have a gay child and still be homophobic you undercooked chicken nugget but go off i guess :/

can we please just call each other cunts