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So you know the cortical homunculus?
Ya know, this thing?
Well great news! Someone made one for raccoons and it is the greatest diagram I’ve ever seen in a science book!
We also got them for a few other animals too
I love how this post begins with “you know, the cortical homunculus” as if I’m supposed to know what the fresh hot fuck is going on here
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i feel attacked lmao
self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave
Facts:
Men are just as disgusting and grotesque as women are.
@conreazy
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“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
Fantasy RPG Races as Cats
Companion Piece to This
Humans
Elf
Dwarf
Gnome
Half-Orc
Halfing
Tiefling
Dragonborn
Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.
Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.
Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.
Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.
I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat
The fight for sleep and good rest
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I think of my paycheque like mana in a videogame. Once you run out you gotta chill for a bit to give it time to recharge.
*Paycheck
Oh sorry! I live in Canada where we spell things correctly. I understand the confusion, though.
What a polite way to say fuck you
im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration
i just love being self-aware enough to know not only what im doing because of mental illness but also why it’s happening, but still not being able to stop it and just watching myself crash and burn
Julian Casablancas is Steven Universe.
“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”
So is:Â
wearing two different fabrics
eating pigs and rabbitsÂ
wearing torn clothes
having short hair
having tattoos
having more than one type of plant in your garden
going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth
masturbating
wearing jewlery
remarryingÂ
women saying anything in church, ever
eating lobsters
divorcing
eating fat
touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period
cross breeding
people with flat noses becoming priests (?)
cheating
saying God’s name
gossiping
going to church if your balls are injured in any way
wizards (?)
so we’re all going to hell anyways.Â
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there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet
sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning
also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit
sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with
some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable
harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts
sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic
Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement
Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”
If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial
One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.
this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story
I’d rather die tbh
Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt
I feel like this could be fun tho
Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?
Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this
I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog
Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox
