I WANT TO BELIEVE

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

IT’S FAT COOCHIE FRIDAY™️

*blows a kiss* for bi men

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone's face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I'm sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

It's like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That's what the existence of human death feels like

Put the blunt down

NO drugs here legend just a healthy amount of existential despair. I’m a clean livin teen

This is a good post but it is worth noting as always that they most certainly did NOT come out “on their terms in their time”. Lana was forcibly outed by Buck Angel, and Lily came out when she did in order to pre-empt tabloid press speculation and intrusion into her personal life. We should rightly celebrate them as trans success stories, but that shouldn’t come at the expense of erasing or ignoring the gross transphobia and specifically transmisogyny that they have been subject to.

bidets rule cause its like a robot peeing in your ass

If you have a cock you can just do this yourself dumbass

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

I hate y’all so much