they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

til my self sabotage do us apart

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

the next time i’m charmed by somebody i have electrifying banter with i’m reporting them to the authorities immediately i don’t even care i’m not playing these games with you emotional terrorists anymore

if you make me giggle you’re marked for death and that’s final

The most obsession inducing trait a character can have for me is knowing somewhere in their heart That They Are A Bad Kid

This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core

It is also important to me that it is not true. No one is fundamentally broken and evil.

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

[text ID: I'm a leaver. I will LEAVE. Anything I don't like, I'm leaving. This goes for everything in life. I will literally walk away. end ID]