i dream about it

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

"i sent this article to my relative" "mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism" you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

yk who did survive being buried alive unlike nate jacobs, alison dilaurentis, and she was 15

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich