wet sock thrown at wall

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

cells are crying and whimpering every day

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day

This email could've been a sexually charged wizard duel

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

in a way i am my own dead wife

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.