mwah

i am above all else a fujo i will ship two used tissues together if i think its interesting but at the same time there are some pieces of media where the fans make me wonder like. why are your shipping goggles on rn. can you pay attention. wait nevermind post cancelled i just remembered ive spent the last day sporadically posting about how buzz lightyear is gay. perhaps i should look within before casting judgement onto others

the penguin random house website currently has a banner playfully 🦦 offering the wait hang on. what was that. my phone's keyboard automatically suggests and emoji of the frolicsome sea otter when I type out the word "playful" 🦦🦦🦦... oh what joy. this has entirely made up for the fact that the villains at penguin random house are luring the unwary into a "quiz" that claims it will tell you what book to read next but ends not in a delightful literary recommendation but rather a request for one's email in order to receive book recommendations. vile behavior! most unsporting! and yet. I am at peace with my playful 🦦🦦🦦 otters

i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen

a lot of advice on the internet comes out something like Have you tried being a different person? with a different life?