the companions as Welcome to Night Vale tweets?
Hancock: Thanks for calling. At the sound of the tone, please [tone sounds. You wake up three days later, no memory. Your hands are covered in dirt.]
Preston: Most important part of a democracy is informed voters. Second most is a lack of active super volcanoes. Hard to vote when encased in ash.
Danse: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single command from a satellite-activated mind control chip.
Codsworth: It takes a village. Who knows what it will take next? Be safe.
Piper: Complaints from newspaper subscribers that this morning’s delivery was a plastic sack of scorpions.
Cait:Sticks and stones will break your bones. No other information is available.
Strong: From a vat you came, and to a vat you will return.
Dogmeat: LOST: Dog. Tall, made of wood, with hundreds of long arms stretching skyward and covered in leaves.
X6-88: Action item: heat deathAssigned to: universeStatus: in progress
Deacon: Science Fun Fact: The only proof that you actually have a body comes from the body itself. It’s all a trust game.
Curie: Ask your doctor just how many of you there are. Ask her what she told the others. What did she tell the others?
MacCready: Our most valuable natural resource is our children’s minds. I mean the water weight alone could bring a tidy profit.
Nick: Tired of your computer running slow? Tired of losing files? Tired? Really tired? Exhausted? Desperate for one moment of true rest? Tired?
Old Longfellow: Fishing, hiking, and staring with blank terror at an empty sky. And what are your hobbies?
Porter Gage: Big sale announced! It turns out anything is free if you get away with stealing it! Wow! What a deal!
Ada: Missed connection: I am a rock. You were near me. I have no idea who or what you are because I cannot perceive the world. I love you.
Bonus!Tinker Tom: True beauty is on the inside. In your case, that’s a truly beautiful government tracking device.
Father: Birdwatching goes both ways.
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