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@nettleflexing
You havenāt really fully lived in the midwest until youāve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn
This isnāt some faux-gothic shitpost Iām being 100% serious corn pools are the best
Theyāre the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children
@corn-chan
this is dangerousā¦ itās easy to succumb to the grain
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Coloring water in space. (Source)
Way fucking cool
For those in the path, seems like timely advice. Be safe above all!
@instructor144 and anyone else in the path of this storm!Ā
BOOST. āļøāļøāļø
This
gotta be the equivalent to this
Same energy
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My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
āAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.ā
āJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!ā
āHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donāt have to see all those bodies anymore?ā
āwutā
āWhat?ā
āShouldnāt you tell them toā¦ stop dressing like that or something?ā
āDonāt see why. Itās not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.ā
āUhā¦.ā
āOr learn to keep it in your gādamn pants no matter what theyāre wearing.ā
He goes on for like several examples too.
āHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand whenā¦theyāre dressin like that?ā
āCut it off.ā
āwutā
āCut it off. Your hand. If itās a problem, stop having a hand.ā
āwutā
āWhatā
āDid I fucking stutter?ā
Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.
aaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
noisy rock
i love art š
Any idea how to teach a cat not to stand on my laptop keyboard? I'd think moving it when she does that would teach her that it's not a good place to stand, but noo.
Iāll tell you if I ever figure it out.
pro-tip: kissing their tiny bastard heads does not, apparently, help. it may in fact encourage.
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THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle,Ā Ghost Clock. 1985
THAT IS MAHOGANY
I thought this was a joke until I read the description
WHAT HTE FCUK
HeyĀ
everyoneās bones are wet
why would you say this
No one said hi back
If youāre trying to catch a housecat thatās gotten outside, donāt forget: theyāre an ambush predator and youāre a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Donāt run after them; thatās playing to the catās strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*
Cavedude: *power walks towards them*
Mammoth: oh sIHT
cat : haha you canāt outrun me
human:
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isnāt it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia anĀ āorientationā or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.Ā
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
Iāve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought āno way do I have any of them following meā until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin āMAPā (pedophile) followers sad to find out Iām an āantiā (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG
I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:
if you support pedophilia,
kindly get the fuck off of my blog.
Thanks.
I reblog these regularly.
STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG
Shoo fly, donāt bother mešš¾
Go away or Iāll run you over. Fucking pedo scum
Time for some purging.
Love at First Sight
girl this duck black as hell
she got 4c hair too wow
āgirl this duck black as hellā is my favorite comment everĀ
This is from the show āAlfred J Kwakā. The girl is called Winnie (named after Winnie Mandela) and in the show sheās an immigrant from āHomelandā where black ducks are violently oppressed by colonist white geese. When sheās introduced her and her family are refugees trying to find asylum in āGreat Waterlandā, but face opposition from the racist government.
This show didnāt fuck around.
Here she is meeting 'Michael Ducksonā.
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My cat Nula, mid mighty yawn.
