just one of those days

adam sandler officiating is the first detail of taylor swift’s spectacle wedding that i’ve let make me angry

guy at the pool saying he’s not maga but you can’t be mad at a lot of what maha is doing with the dyes in food. what are you talking about man

i think if i lived in philadelphia i would be a 9/10 woman

bridal hmuas love posting to instagram stories and hate replying to emails

got botox for the first time this morning to treat my jaw clenching and i can't believe women do this for cosmetic reasons. i'm hoping it doesn't actually give me much relief because this shit is so expensive

new phoebe bridgers is fine, not great. it sounds like a phoebe bridgers song. hope the rest of the album is better

overdid it with the gum i have too much gum in my mouth #ihavetoomuchguminmymouth

i'm catching up on twitter for the first time in a few days. i can't believe that french connor storrie stalker is coming off crazier than the former club chalamet

i bought plucky’s pickle dip at my regular grocery store one time and ate the whole thing in almost one sitting but now i can’t find it and they apparently have it at whole foods that’s not convenient to me. other pickle dips aren’t as good!! how badly do i want it 😞