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Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

bro be careful. this is diva country

Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive