Nessa

i medici truly was a peak show. unreasonably good-looking people having mental breakdowns in renaissance churches while a magnificent soundtrack blasts. that's what i'm all about!

one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Every time Aragorn showers, the audience groans

making a pact with my most loyal and brave knight. we must seal the pact. with a kiiiiiiiiiss

one of the funniest parts in Fellowship will always be when Aragorn approaches the hobbits at the Prancing Pony and he asks them "but how are you sure that I'm not a spy from Sauron sent to lead you astray" and Frodo's response is "Well I think a servant of Sauron would look hotter than you but have worse vibes" to which Aragorn responds "So I look like shit but I passed your vibe check, is that it?" and nobody denies it

Boromir mischaracterizations are so funny because why is it always either "OwO! Must protect tiny Hobbit babus! I am their father now!" or "Hi I'm Bitchomir, get ready to be fucked"

One of my favorite lines about Boromir in the books is that part of the appendices that goes like, “Faramir thought Boromir was probably the greatest man in Gondor, and Boromir also thought that.”