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My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

Out of Touch Thursday

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

this is white culture

I had a student named Branch.

the y is silenty

Martin Luther is rolling in his fucking grave.

you will not die, but for ten thousand years you’ll wish you had

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

acoustic trumpet

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

yo what happened to triangles

this is so fucking funny

here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

tch. yeah right. sure it is. *clicks link* w ooooo aa aAa AahAHhaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *skin blasts off of face to reveal skeleton wearing sunglasses* this post really delivers 

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

you made ghandi look like tobias funke

Himboification