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Thing #1, Thing #2, Thing #WTF HAPPENED

@nermalchild-blog

idk what the fuck happened with this nermal child, but for the love of jisoos she's got issues :/ ~ Select quotes from my 12-year-old potato sister

21 posts

nermalchild-blog

Dec 25, 2016

That's the alpaca's last line of defense. They pinch with their little claw hands.

Explaining why she pinches me

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Dec 25, 2016

I once snorted Froot Loops.

At Christmas

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Jul 14, 2016

I want long hair so I can use it as a scarf during the winter.

While playing with my hair

#nermalchild #funny #potato #long hair #scarf #her hair is about 2-3 feet shorter than mine #she keeps wrapping it around my neck #one of these days i'm afraid she's going to pull it tight #shluffocation #hairstickies #edward shnowden #she apparently developed a lisp

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Jul 2, 2016

My face is sensitive. It's like a small child.

after not sleeping for a whole night

#nermalchild #funny #potato #i don't even know #i think she was referring to her skin #pablo the melted cheesestick #...she threw pablo at me

nermalchild-blog

Jul 2, 2016

Goddamnit snake-dog.

To me, after I did something that disappointed her

#nermalchild #funny #potato #ferrets #snake #dog #she calls ferrets snake-dogs #and she says i remind her of a ferret #so she calls me a snake-dog #...i don't know...#i call her snake-horse #I'M AN ALPACA #guanaco why?#snakes are lizards without arms or legs #alpacas #horse

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Jun 16, 2016

I don't do bible.

After being asked what the 5th Amendment was

#nermalchild #funny #potato #religious #my mother was the one asking #it was both amazing and terrible at the same time #in my defense #i'n not well educated #and i thought she was talking about comandments

nermalchild-blog

Jun 10, 2016

Oh I like this. Hows does yours does that?

Asking about a feature on my iPod

#nermalchild #funny #potato #she has high scores in school #but at home...#it's like a switch #she tries #in my defense... i was tired #i cri ;_;#i was also very confused =c

nermalchild-blog

Jun 10, 2016

Potato does things potato does not recognize.

After I asked her why she did something to me

#nermalchild #funny #potato #we forgot what exactly she did #but it warranted asking why #she might have punched me #or headbutted me #we'll never know #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i want a churro #im going to have eye cancer one day =c

nermalchild-blog

Jun 3, 2016

Imagine...if I was an Oompa-Loompa...

while trying on one of my knitting gloves

#nermalchild #funny #oompa-loompa #potato #the glove was orange #she was thinking about if all of her skin was orange #i...don't know...#harry plopper #charlie and the chocolate factory #like...what's going on with that movie/book?#there's so many loose ends

nermalchild-blog

Jun 3, 2016

Small nose, gigantic eyes, but I made them work...At least that's what I'd like to believe.

As we were looking at baby pictures of her

#nermalchild #funny #baby pictures #potato #baby potato #she looked like a lollipop #she was extremely top-heavy #i look cute af #my proportions were way off

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Jun 3, 2016

Just swallow lady! They don't pay you for this!

to me, after making me choke on my drink

#nermalchild #funny #i swear she's normal #...we think...#potato #bananas #seventeen

nermalchild-blog

Jun 3, 2016

I have to line up my toes.

as she was trying to pick something up with her foot

#nermalchild #funny #potato #toes #we all have really long toes #we can pick things up with them #our dad thinks it's weird #gecko toes #babyfinger toes #kawaii

nermalchild-blog

May 29, 2016

Give me your hair...I want to shluffocate you.

while trying to wrap my hair around my neck

#nermalchild #funny #hair #my hair is really long #like past my hips long #banana pie #no short hair for you #head lumpies...because reasons...

nermalchild-blog

May 27, 2016

I am a barbarian *wags tongue furiously

After being told to act normally

#nermalchild #funny #barbarian #it's hard being in public sometimes #potato aesthetic #WEEEEEWOOOOO #POTATO #POTATO BARBARIAN

nermalchild-blog

May 23, 2016

HA!...That was supposed to be cooler. I apologize.

As she tried to hair-whip me with her fancy hair, but ended up slamming her head into my shoulder

#nermalchild #funny #hair #head #i didn't even notice #cool #fail #potato #...i tri...#jfc dis nermal child #my name is nerma now

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May 23, 2016

My head smells unfamiliar to me.

After spending about 10 minutes outside of the shower

#nermalchild #funny #hair #head #conditioner #it's a rollercoaster of emotions #she smells like Lush #cinanimony

nermalchild-blog

May 23, 2016

Smell my head.

After trying a new conditioner

#nermalchild #funny #hair #conditioner #she was really excited #misinterpreted #MY HAIR'S SO SOOOOFT

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