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I want long hair so I can use it as a scarf during the winter.

While playing with my hair

#nermalchild #funny #potato #long hair #scarf #her hair is about 2-3 feet shorter than mine #she keeps wrapping it around my neck #one of these days i'm afraid she's going to pull it tight #shluffocation #hairstickies #edward shnowden #she apparently developed a lisp

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My face is sensitive. It's like a small child.

after not sleeping for a whole night

#nermalchild #funny #potato #i don't even know #i think she was referring to her skin #pablo the melted cheesestick #...she threw pablo at me

Goddamnit snake-dog.

To me, after I did something that disappointed her

#nermalchild #funny #potato #ferrets #snake #dog #she calls ferrets snake-dogs #and she says i remind her of a ferret #so she calls me a snake-dog #...i don't know...#i call her snake-horse #I'M AN ALPACA #guanaco why?#snakes are lizards without arms or legs #alpacas #horse

I don't do bible.

After being asked what the 5th Amendment was

#nermalchild #funny #potato #religious #my mother was the one asking #it was both amazing and terrible at the same time #in my defense #i'n not well educated #and i thought she was talking about comandments

Oh I like this. Hows does yours does that?

Asking about a feature on my iPod

#nermalchild #funny #potato #she has high scores in school #but at home...#it's like a switch #she tries #in my defense... i was tired #i cri ;_;#i was also very confused =c

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Potato does things potato does not recognize.

After I asked her why she did something to me

#nermalchild #funny #potato #we forgot what exactly she did #but it warranted asking why #she might have punched me #or headbutted me #we'll never know #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i want a churro #im going to have eye cancer one day =c

Imagine...if I was an Oompa-Loompa...

while trying on one of my knitting gloves

#nermalchild #funny #oompa-loompa #potato #the glove was orange #she was thinking about if all of her skin was orange #i...don't know...#harry plopper #charlie and the chocolate factory #like...what's going on with that movie/book?#there's so many loose ends

Small nose, gigantic eyes, but I made them work...At least that's what I'd like to believe.

As we were looking at baby pictures of her

#nermalchild #funny #baby pictures #potato #baby potato #she looked like a lollipop #she was extremely top-heavy #i look cute af #my proportions were way off

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