Nerissa's cool place

Hello Internet!

~~~~~ >My name is Nerissa, and I use any pronouns, particularly she/they. I’m genderqueer and bisexual, and I am also a Christian. Because look babes, I GET everybody freaking out about that one Bible verse, but according to some translations, it could have originally been “a man who lies down with a BOY”, as in PEDOPHILIA. And everything changed after Jesus came— we don’t stone divorced women anymore, we proved that tax collectors who hated Christians so much can change and be accepted, literal people DAMNED TO HELL were brought up to heaven by Jesus— so why should we hate? I think Jesus accepts all of us for who we are and that being gay is not a sin, but ultimately I’m not the judge— God is. So don’t come at me with your “holier-than-thou” bullcrap. I respect all religions and sexualities (not pedophilia, zoophilia, or whatever— I mean ACTUAL identities and relationships where all people are consenting) and I think we should Love Thy Neighbor.

>I absolutely LOVE Nimona, the Phantom of the Opera, the IT Films, H20: Just Add Water, Wicked, Dove Cameron, Billie Eilish, The Lion King, Arcane, Kpop Demon Hunters, the Rocky Movies (Rocky 4 has WAY MORE SYMBOLISM THAN YOU OR I ARE WILLING TO ADMIT), squids, and Splatoon!

>I also like Mean Girls, any Green Goblin ever (also animated Gwen Stacy who had the Protect Trans Kids flag is cool too) and that movie the Lorax (Once-ler is pretty awesome— I don’t do Oncest, I think it’s weird, but his character arc is interesting.. I absolutely love literally everyone who draws him ever like yes he is just like that) sharks, bats, goth and punk music (I literally will listen to everything) and most Disney movies, but always remember, Free Palestine, cuz of some of the actions of their company.. suck yk? ..and Hell Yeah We’re Gonna Say Gay.

>I also enjoy roleplaying (I don’t do anything sexual, but it’s fine if things are implied— like the characters are kissing, maybe some slight clothes-taking-off, then timeskip to after) and I have FIVE different character rp blogs!! MAMA IM FAMUS!!

~~ My blog @marshbevvie is a character blog and roleplay blog for Beverly Marsh after the events of the IT movies— she’s dating Ben now, and as new additions pop up in Derry and new reality bending antics occur (IT RP Tumblr is a crazy place and I am honored to be a part of it), she tries to find her place. She’s a fashion designer now, and lives with guardians who were friends of her aunt, and feels safe and free from her father, but sometimes is still scared of him. She’s overprotective of her friends and sort of uses Tumblr as a social media blog, often with photos and one-liner captions, but nuanced RPing is DEFINITELY a thing there too. I casually projected some of my punk rock feminism headcanons and butch-ish bisexual headcanons onto her, but you won’t have to look hard to find the Loser underneath who stands up for her friends, is a crucial member, and isn’t afraid of kid-eating demons.

Also from the IT universe is my blog @henry-the-winner, a character blog for the one and only Henry Bowers. Obviously, he’s gay for Patrick (“Henry Bowers if he was woke WHERE”?!) and is obsessed with his mullet, guns, and hates his dad, losers, and the idea of being “nicey-nice”. He’s honestly unstable after everything that’s happened (does “kill ‘em all” ring a bell?) and his out of character actions are used deliberately to show that he’s actually rattled by the idea of a SEWER CLOWN having more control over “his town” than he does. Also, nah, he’s not racist either. He doesn’t even know what he’s doing half the time.

My blog @operas-phantom is a character blog and roleplay blog for Erik Destler, the Phantom of the Opera— specifically my version. My version is mostly Gerik, but also some elements of Lerik and Cherik, and I also headcanon him as bisexual personally; I’m currently taking him on a story arc where he sort of runs the opera house a bit, and even has some friends who feel comfortable with his face, but his trauma is always right around the corner to haunt him... With him I’m fine with roleplaying multiple different AUs (me personally, I don’t like Love Never Dies— I always saw it as too deviating from the canon, and as such the blog doesn’t really comply with that, but my version of Erik would probably still be a great paternal figure), and in his main canon he’s sort of shipped with an OC called Aurelio, but I can do things and oblige with stories that go for any ship. For example, plenty of my more light-hearted RPs with the character are silly ones with a lovely Christine parody account that have undertones of E/C.

And okay fine, let’s be real here— my blog @riks-hot-stuff, a RP blog for Rikki Chadwick from H2O, is mostly for shits and giggles— goofy photos of her and the mermaid squad, chaotic roleplays of her burning things with her powers and running from a singular drop of water, and casually bashing Emma Gilbert for everything she does. It’s honestly one of my favorites because of how unserious it is, even if ALL my blogs have moments where they’re anything but serious.

And then there’s @regina-massive-deal-george. After becoming more college-aged and discovering she likes women (and has started dating Janis— she, with her wanting to watch the world burn, is the REAL pyro lez thank you goodnight), Regina George is still friends with the Plastics and uses the Burn Book, but knows when to stop. She weasels her way into any fandom she can and is from the 2024 movie, but aware of the multiverse and her “original” version, and she’s more similar to the original than we’d like to admit.

~~~ MY OTPS ARE: MERIK/MEGRIK (ERIKXMEG FROM PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, OUTSIDE OF MY ERIK RP BLOG; WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE BLOG MY FAVORITE SHIP IS OBVIOUSLY ERIK AND HIS LITTLE PROPMASTER BOYFRIEND), BENVERLY (BENXBEV FROM IT, OBVIOUSLY USED IN MY BEV RP BLOG), ZIKKI/RANE/RAYNE (RIKKIXZANE FROM H2O AND IN MY RIKKI RP BLOG), CAITVI (CAITLYNXVI FROM ARCANE), TIMEBOMB (EKKOXJINX FROM ARCANE), REJANIS (REGINAXJANIS FROM MEAN GIRLS; MY REGINA ACC IS ALSO KIND OF JUST A REJANIS BLOG LET’S BE SO FR) AND REDDIE (RICHIEXEDDIE FROM IT). i also really like helen/bob from the incredibles, tony/violet from the incredibles, the tragedy that is syndrome/mirage.. also clewis (lewis x cleo from h2o), raoulstine (raoul x christine from phantom of the opera), henpat (henry x patrick from it.. it’s in my henry parody acc for a reason) as well as cadaaron (cady x aaron from mean girls), zoeystery (zoey x mystery from kpop demon hunters), mirabby (mira x abby from kpop demon hunters), rujinu (rumi x jinu from kpop demon hunters) and gelphie (glinda x elphaba from wicked) and will/matt from witch, cornelia/caleb from witch, nerissa/cassidy, phobos/cedric, and literally any couple in the rocky movies EXCEPT for ivan drago and that wife lady who basically exploited him which i am still mad about.. im mentally deranged so i also ship the idiots named krei and callaghan from the movie with the therapy robot with each other.. and silco and vander from arcane together.. raya/namaari from raya and the last dragon.. kristanna from frozen.. elsa and honeymaren (but maybe also elsa and hans bc wtf am i doing) anya/dimitri from anastasia AND ofc goldheart from nimona guhhh..

And if I said that the reason in Incredibles 2 so many people think the decoy guy fake Screenslaver is better than the actual one is because of this would I get jumped? I mean he’s basically presented as this society-hating Riddler complex guy, which has been done a billion times, and when he’s unmasked, he’s just some surly kid yelling at authority. While yes, authority-disliking villains are awesome, I feel like the idea of a bruised kid who hates society and brainwashes people while being a pizza guy is a lot less interesting than a grieving vengeful lying hypnotist with a grudge and a messy plan and messy hair and eyes. No genuinely ever since I first watched the movie I never understood why YouTube comments said the pizza guy was a better Screenslaver.. how do you read THAT from a movie? Even if you hate the twist, how is he a better option? His motive is just that he doesn’t like society or complacency, which is basically the same as Evelyn’s, and it also would be a twist villain considering he’d just be a random pizza guy. Most of the stuff I see about Evelyn is either shipping her with Helen or sexualizing her or just being like “oh she’s mid” or “the name pun is so dumb” as if y’all don’t like the Riddler whose name is literally a pun..